Fishing with Clammer
(Paraphrasing)
John: Coming up on a rock
Clammer: OK
John: Coming up on a rock
Clammer: )($*%Y

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John: Still coming up on that rock
Clammer: We'll miss it
John: About to hit the rock
Rock: Thud
Clammer: (#&$@#!!
John: Mike, we're on the rock
Clammer: Oh , Heeehhhh! Hehhhh!