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... You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
....you've ever financed a tattoo - sorry guys
... you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income
... Skoal sends you a Christmas Card
... your wife has a beer belly - and you find it attractive
... you've been fired from a construction job because of your appearance
...You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
....you've ever been blacklisted by a bowling alley
...if the highlight of the family reunion was your sister first live nude dancing performance.
...if you have Pabst Blue Ribbon on tap in your bathroom
...if you know how many bales of hay your car can hold
....if you have a toothpick in you mouth in wedding photos
....you've ever hit a speed bump and lost 1/2 of all possessions
...if you have grease under your toe nails.
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