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Pelosi Coronation Agenda
7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning ceremony.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to United Nations.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Non religious prayer and worship – Jessie Jackson & Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding – Barney Frank Presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally – Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: the proper etiquette for surrender – French President Jacques Chirac.
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling the plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay – Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military (Draft dodging 101), A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives ‘Truth in Broadcasting’ award, presented by Michael Moore.
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. How George Bush & Donald Rumsfeld destroyed World Trade Center Towers – Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Why NAMBLA is a great American Institution by Nancy Pelosi
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet.
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are Stupid, Terrorizing, War Criminals – John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mizz. Nancy Pelosi.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home (the implication is astounding).
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