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Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman
check out John Carpenter's Vampires....thats a lot of fun to watch with some great killings  |
Great flick... was James Woods talkiing about Twilight?
"Jack Crow: You ever seen a vampire?
Father Adam Guiteau: No I haven't.
Jack Crow: No... Well first of all, they're not romantic. Its not like they're a bunch of %$%$%$%$in' fags hoppin' around in rented formal wear and seducing everybody in sight with cheesy Euro-trash accents, all right? Forget whatever you've seen in the movies: they don't turn into bats, crosses don't work. Garlic? You wanna try garlic? You could stand there with garlic around your neck and one of these buggers will bend you %$%$%$%$ing over and take a walk up your strada-chocolata WHILE he's s#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&' the blood outta your neck, all right? And they don't sleep in coffins lined in taffata. You wanna kill one, you drive a wooden stake right through his %$%$%$%$in' heart. Sunlight turns 'em into crispy critters. "