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Old 06-17-2020, 08:49 PM   #34
Pete F.
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: vt
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Meanwhile Tweety’s niece spills the “beans” and I quote
The reason for my uncle's surprise visit to Walter Reed is because he can no longer control his bowels.

It's why he stands the way he does. It's why he lurched down the ramp at West Point.

What's more, his bowels operate omnidirectionally.

He spews excrement from both sides.

Though I think she meant “both ends”
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