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Old 04-02-2020, 05:52 AM   #2
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A young guy goes to a urologist and complains that when he wakes up in the morning he has such a hard erection that it is difficult to urinate.

The doctor responds, "Don't worry, that happens to every guy sometimes. When it happens to me I just tell my wife to blow me and everything is quickly OK. Do something similar and I think you'll be cured but just in case come back in two weeks to confirm it.

Two weeks pass and the man returns to the doctor.

"Well, how did my advice work?" the doctor asked.

"Just great", said the young man, "and, Doc, you really have some nice art work in your home, too!".
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