|
U.S. Government Announces Change to National Emblem
"The Government today announced that it is changing the national emblem from an eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance.
A condom allows inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed."
Found the above on another site. Pretty accurate.
|