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Old 06-18-2020, 06:31 AM   #41
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Originally Posted by Pete F. View Post
Meanwhile Tweety’s niece spills the “beans” and I quote
The reason for my uncle's surprise visit to Walter Reed is because he can no longer control his bowels.

It's why he stands the way he does. It's why he lurched down the ramp at West Point.

What's more, his bowels operate omnidirectionally.

He spews excrement from both sides.

Though I think she meant “both ends”
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When you are so full of s*it for so long eventually your going to blow. I hope he doesn’t start hoarding depends, lack of paper towels is one thing our seniors need those diapers.
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