i was workin on the Golf Course
the job was to cut up this fallen cottonwood tree
i fire up the chain saw and begin cutting away
as i am quite skilled with them
sawdust is hitting me and i paid no attention
until i started to get bit
it was chock full of nasty two /color ANTS
that were attacking the blade and ending up
down my T-shirt
soon i was running around like a mad man
stripping off my clothes right in Public
trying to stop the onslaught
and these two lady golfers
were laughing their butts off.....
i stopped at my underwear
so i wouldn't git fired....