One time I actually got paid 8$ an hour to get hammered and perform sobriety tests for the cadets at the Agawam police academy. I slammered down 12 beers in 2 1/2 hours, and then stumbled around in front of cops for about an hour trying to remember my ABC's needless to say I didn't fool anybody. Anyway, I'll never forget that day (well parts of it at least).
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