04-01-2019, 07:43 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2000
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Not an April Fools Joke
Just saw in the news this morning. Creepy Uncle Joe
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I felt him get closer to me from behind. He leaned further in and inhaled my hair. I was mortified. I thought to myself, “I didn’t wash my hair today and the vice-president of the United States is smelling it. And also, what in the actual #^&#^&#^&#^&? Why is the vice-president of the United States smelling my hair?” He proceeded to plant a big slow kiss on the back of my head. My brain couldn’t process what was happening. I was embarrassed. I was shocked. I was confused. There is a Spanish saying, “tragame tierra,” it means, “earth, swallow me whole.” I couldn’t move and I couldn’t say anything. I wanted nothing more than to get Biden away from me. My name was called and I was never happier to get on stage in front of an audience.
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https://www.thecut.com/2019/03/an-aw...joe-biden.html |
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