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BIRTHPLACE: Lynn, Massachusetts USA
CHEST: 54"
WAIST: 42"
HIPS: Somewhere in Between
HEIGHT: 5' 11"
WEIGHT: 260 lbs (But Friends think I carry it more like 240)
AMBITIONS:
I want to get out of this hell called I.T. and fish 24/7.
TURN-ONS:
Eels Slime, New Moons, Freshly turned wood, and the smell of dead herring on my hands for days.
TURNOFFS:
White Buckets, White Rods, and Full Moons.
SEX APPEAL:
I respond to a woman who keeps coming back for another single, the kind of woman that opens your beer while she "Comps" you a lapdance, yet who knows she won't see me again until November.
PERFECT DATE:
Sitting on a dune under a new moon, chugging a couple of Redbulls while we wait for the Tide to turn, then going "Large" on an eel and letting her share in the experience by lugging it back to the truck for me.
Last edited by The Dad Fisherman; 08-29-2007 at 01:39 PM..
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