BREAKING NEWS
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Source: MSNBC.COM
Frustrated striped bass fisherman RIJIMMY (a.k.a RIJIMMY) was last seen "palling" around with poachers on a website called striped-bass.com.
When we asked an anonymous source about this, they commented they knew of several known poachers who have or had frequented the website, and that RIJIMMY seemed to be unrepentent in asserting that his character was untarnished.
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"I'd never BE friends with a poacher. And that reflects on my character, the choices I make."
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We spoke with an internet forum expert about the matter, who remarked...
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"why would you chat incessently with people online if they weren't to some degree your friends?"
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MSNBC's research of the website for this article, also turned up many distrubing references to a clam's asscrack, a followup report on the downlow mollusk scene in NE is pending.
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Man, this could get ugly.
-spence