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The Republicans would Swear there was a virus and then Spend tons of cash to find the virus. Meanwhile the CIO would be in the corner doodling in his coloring books while the IT Manager sends the IT Budget through the roof looking for this virus. Then, after they have decided to completely erase the hard drive, they will try and force an Install of Windows Vista on a PC that can really only handle Windows 98....this will, of course lead to constant maintenance and repair.
Then when no virus is found they will start to talk about how they think the problem is now on the server and try to figure out how to debug it next.
Both the CIO and IT manager will get rich on Symantec stock in the process.
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