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This is what happens when you let women start wearing pants......
Do you think Mrs. Cleaver ever would have even suggested this to Ward....Hell No!
Jack and Jill Anything is a Communist Conspiracy to undermine the Fabric of this nation.....Men are NOT supposed to OOH and AHH at Spice racks and are NOT supposed to know What "Pastels" are for in the Baby's room!
I might as well just Check My Testicles at the Door if you're going to make me go to one of these things.
I don't care that she got 6 Food Processors and only 5 place settings
I don't Care that they're painting the Baby's room Yellow because because they don't want to put any Preconcieved ideas in little Pat's head.
I don't want to hear about anybody's Breasts getting bigger.....unless her name is Bambi and I can see her Live every Friday and Saturday night....as a matter of fact they should plan the showers for said Friday or Saturday Night so I'll have some place to go.
Its all Friggin Maude's fault.....Walter was a wuss
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