I was watching TV the other day when a hugely horrible moment in my life occurred. As I sat there watching Gilligan's Island , I saw Ginger first and thought , Oh Yeah!. Then Mary Ann came out and I thought , double oh yeah. Well then the horrible moment happened. Mrs. Howell came out and I thought , she looks pretty good too! My heart sank as the realization set in that I was now old enough to find Mrs. Howell attractive.
. I swear if it wasn't over half an hours drive I'd have driven down to jump off the Newport Bridge. What a bummer moment in the process of getting old !
I want to swear to everyone right now that if I ever turn on the Beverly Hillbillies Show and find myself attracted to Granny I will immediately take that ride to Newport!!