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Q: What’s the difference between George Michael and a Microwave?
A: A microwave stops when you open the door!
Q: What has Evel Kenevil and George Michael got in common?
A: Both have skid marks on their helmets.
Q: What's white and runs down a public toilet wall?
A: George Michael's latest release!
Q: Have you heard that George Michael was found dead in the toilet?
A: Apparently the cause of death was a massive stroke!
Q: What are George Michael's favourite Baseball teams?
A: The Expos and the Yanks!
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