disgustin man,im blind

[grampa old spook]

took mama to the drug store this afternoon,anyhows watching the gothic/punk/metalhead freak show in and out of the door this one pops out man,skin frikn tite white spandys on,disco ducklette jacket and a wig 4 times the size of dolly parton in blond,all of about 5 feet nuthin lookin like a roxbury crackhead anorexic,i couldnt see the face unti it walked back in 7 inch stillettoes and it turned lookin at the chevy.this broad was about 75 and wrinkled to hell and back BAD.a neck fulla stuff to make mr.t proud to boot man.i just about went blind and died,mama hops in and was in shock just about from a good look at it.un frign real man,makes me wonder if granny was a real rocker who missed the boat that its all over now or a leftover from mabels house of aarp delight.

[BigBo]

Makes ya want to gouge your eyes out. Don't it?

[grampa old spook]

bud my frign sex drive was shattered,it crawled up in my gutz man

[Backbeach Jake]

YeeeIkes!

[Moose Nuckle]

Any pictures???? She sounds mighty purdeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Did she have all her teeth??

[Moose Nuckle]

Is she as purdeeeeee as the monkey under my name??

[grampa old spook]

*IT* woulda made mighty joe young a dreamboat in comparison.i just frign ate too, barrrrrrrrf.

[Ottoluna]

How was the cleavage?











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[grampa old spook]

smash 2 tomaters an throwem in socks hung to *IT*s belt n thats what it looked like,frign gross.i aint thinkin about this no more im tryin ta get my appetite back to eat

[InterPlanetaryAngler]

hottie thread

[Billybob]

So GOS, dya get close enough to get a whiff?
What kinda cheese we talkin here?

[chris L]

maybe fromunda cheese or fromundie cheese .

"My old ones are startin' the sag." ?

[Charleston]

Hey bud, all you had to do was turn away but "NO" GOS hasta just check out the chick NOw you find out it was a barfo and you loose your lunch.
Ya gotta stay out of the W'ville ghetto. Go over the river and see my sister. guess who?

[Billybob]

Yep, that's true - bet it wouldnta crawled up in his gutz if it was some hottie.

But, then again, he's from Maine - what did he expect?

Shoulda known better

[fishweewee]

Maine Governor Speaks Out Against Looming Anti-Hunting Ballot Issue- (12/19

Maine Gov. John Baldacci has declared opposition to an anti-bear hunting ballot issue. Sportsmen in the state continue to organize a defensive campaign to protect the hunt.

During a recent speech before a crowd of Maine sportsmen, Gov. Baldacci urged voters to oppose a referendum proposal to ban bear hunting with bait, dogs or traps in Maine. He said Maine citizens should trust the wildlife biologists who maintain that hunting over bait is needed to manage the state's bear population.

“I feel very strongly about it, I think misrepresentations are being made,” said Gov. Baldacci. He is concerned that the effort to pass the ballot issue is being led by out-of-state groups that want to ban all hunting, fishing and trapping.

[grampa old spook]

nah this broad looked like a dorchester reject man,dont insult scollay sqaure that way man,i spent more than my share a nites at the fireside lounge chasin better than this seahag from hell walkin out the store.hey bill.yessssssss wee i know about the bill ive been bitching about for 8 months but do people listen to an old fart?? noooooooooooo.i couldnt afford my bear tag this year thanx to that frign ginzoid baldassi we have for guvner now,theyre goesmy meat for 4-6 months thank you frign very much,lets raise the fees higher comet the 1st of january again without tellin no one AGAIN.yes bill i know its you.every time i try to get together with little billy and fix the car or see barb it never happens for some magical reason.i will wait till ya plant yer ass north for a visit then we can go raise hell..if i dont go north to calais or ft kent come spring im goin ta montana.

[Backbeach Jake]

We used to call that "Cujo Fugly"

[Moose Nuckle]

With all the information that was given to me I think I figured out who the women was that Grampa told us about. She was the winner of the Ms. Swamparse contest from 1932.

[Ottoluna]

Dawchesta reject ? thats pissa. how u end up in maine?

[grampa old spook]

i split my res for years,go down work 6 months come home north,when the asswipes were changing gunlaws left and right that frign did it.up here were still somewhat normal now and dont need no frign fid or ccw to buy or carry a gun and can own a frign bazzooka if i want ,southernmaineachusettes fulla frign idiots all the way to dis(A)gusta is filling up fast,too bad rent control in mass went bbye now ya know why they flocked here,keepem down theyre we dont wannem,welkome to maine come spend money gtf out.dont even get me started on mass and theyere m#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^& laws and state stautes.i cant wait to get back up north where things are normal and desolate.

[Bob Senior]

Soooo, GOS; how many hours did you spend wrapped around this gorgeous thing???? She sounds like a real wet spotter to me.

[grampa old spook]

not me man,i wouldnt stoop so low as ta take yer fine aarp town pump away from ya....

[Raven]

in california.....they roller blade down the friggan sidewalk in a bikini ...thats why they invented the super dark sunglasses to protect your eyes from over exposure.

[fishweewee]

Originally posted by Bob Senior
Soooo, GOS; how many hours did you spend wrapped around this gorgeous thing???? She sounds like a real wet spotter to me.

you owe me a new keyboard