Bassmaster is a GRUMP

[Slipknot]

Frikin' girl, whiner,grumpy,constipated,menstruating unhappy GRUMP

[fishweewee]

that time of the month? i just spoke to him, he was about to sit down to eat his vittles.

[Slipknot]

and I spoke to him before he ordered his vittles.
guess he got it all out.
It's kinda like farts, it's very bad for you to hold them in. Healthy to let it out.

[fishweewee]

i've never known dave to hold it in

mental constipation = verbal diarrhea

[UserRemoved1]

I'm gonna rub my head on his plugs.....I bringing gasmask and a fresh RAZOR to the plug thing

I make him grump more.

I got BUUUULACK needle to hold over his head now

[bassmaster]

go slide under a mack truck

[UserRemoved1]

crab

Grumpy New Year to you Dave

[bassmaster]

thanks thats more like it

[UserRemoved1]

Dave wait til you ogle this needle I made for you....nice.........

And I gave you GID eyes just to break YOUR balls.

[Billybob]

My New Years resolutions are to be nicer to Dave (cause I want to actually catch fish next time I go to the cape, plus it ain't his fault)

And buy some of Salty's plugs ( cause I actually want to catch fish)

Sound like a plan?

[bassmaster]

dave who?

[capesams]

cs + bm 2 grumpy OLD [yes u dave] men, like putting 2 pit vipers in the same box together an come out livin cause their more bark than bite. only difference is the more he barks the less I lissen.

[Skitterpop]

Da Guys a freakin genius nut bag....gutta love him.



Support your local Da Vinci!

Happy Farggin Newt Year!

[Raven]

hey when are you gonna make a really grumpy old pharts CD?

you know GRUMPys gone wild

pharts lit on fire - shocked pedestrians - fits of madness

followed by the rescuers that put out the old and grumpy fires. (with BEER) bags a lures....

[Flaptail]

Hey Hamstermaster, Basslessmaster or whatever you call yourself, H.O.T. Ghetto gets the annual New Years Day review award for "Most improved and best bet for 2004"award. Now there go and dream,even your best dream doesn't describe how good it looks.

[grampa old spook]

The world is a toll-free toilet
Our mouths neurological #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&s
And psychologically speaking
We're in a state of mental diarrhea
Talking #^&#^&#^&#^& a mile a minute
Or in a state of constipated notions
Can't think of nothin' but #^&#^&#^&#^&
And in this world of
Stinky futures, #^&#^&#^&#^&ty memories and
Constipated 19 now-nows
Emerges from the hiney of your head
The doo doo chasers,
The Promental#^&#^&#^&#^&backwashpsychosisenemasquad
The prune juice of the mind
The doo doo chasers
Friends of roto-rooter
Bringing you music to get your #^&#^&#^&#^& together by
The band in the tidy bowl of your brain
(What was that long word again-Promental?)

A musical bowel movement
Designed to rid you of moral diarrhea
Social bull#^&#^&#^&#^&
Crazy do-loops
Mental poots

They call us the unflushables
One swipe a clean wipe
(Go flush it, fellas)

And what causes all of this #^&#^&#^&#^&?
What is the source of food for thought?
Ego-munchies
Images doggie bags
Me burger with I sauce on it
Me burger with I sauce on it
A myself sandwich
A personal burger
Hamburger
And a glass of constricted cola
Out to lunch with lunch meat
The fear of being eaten by the sandwich
The Promental#^&#^&#^&#^&backwashpsychosis-----
The doo doo chasers
Friends of roto-rooter
Music to clean your #^&#^&#^&#^& by

Low calorie logic
Muscle brain
Skinny brain

Count the calories of your thoughts
Funk, Confucius says
Like Chinese laxatives
Sweet and sour bowel movements
And in this world of stinky memories
#^&#^&#^&#^&ty futures
19 now nows-constipated-like
The prune juice of the mind
The band in the tidy bowl of your brain
Bringing you music to clean your #^&#^&#^&#^& by

Funk, the P-Preparation
The mental musical bowel movement
Groovalax
One swipe a clean wipe
And with no extra charge
A psychological trend
A neurological enema
Holy #^&#^&#^&#^&
(let me try one-crap)
Corpolite
Prehistoric doo doo
Helping you get your #^&#^&#^&#^& together

Backstage at a Funkadelic rehearsal
We bring you the doo doo chasers
(Which one is George Clinton?)
Out to lunch with lunch meat, once again
The fear of being eaten by a sandwich
Lunchville
Where lunch is a nice time of day
At least twice a week

Fried Ice Cream is a reality

Fried Ice Cream is a reality
Guess who's coming to lunch
I'm not gonna pay for this lunch, man!

Fried Ice Cream is a reality!
Fried Ice Cream is a reality!
Fried Ice Cream is a reality

[Skitterpop]

GOS

Reminds me of William Carlos Williams....

Good rant!

[NIB]

I am sorry GOS but u my friend need a Valium.Rev Jessie Jackson on poop rapped in a hillbilly.

[chris L]

(Knocking)
Who is it?
It's me Dave, open up, I got the stuff.
Who is it.
It's me Dave, man, open up I got the stuff.
Who??
It's Dave, man, open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
Who is it?
Getting A Little Mad)It's, it's Dave, man, will you open up I got the stuff with me.
Who?!
DAVE!!Man, open up!
Dave??
Yeah, Dave!Come on man open up!I think the cops saw me-
Dave's Not Here!!
Open Up The Door It's Dave!!!
WHO?!
DAVE!!D-A-V-E!!!!!WILL YOU OPEN UP THE GODDAMNED DOOR!!!
DAVE??
YEAH DAVE!!
Chong-DAVE??!!
Right man, Dave.Now will you open up the door??
DAVE'S NOT HERE!!

[grampa old spook]

one nation under a groove,george clinton and the funkadelics..screw valium.i even left a hint in the song to the artist.