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01-27-2005, 12:47 PM
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GrayBeards
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Turd Bowl
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Who is this Crazy Alberto Guy...
...and does he really exist?  |
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01-27-2005, 12:53 PM
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Salties
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In Orbit Over Your Puny Globe
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he's a figment of your imagination.
go lay down, spots.
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01-27-2005, 01:07 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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I heard he was friends with waldo
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01-27-2005, 01:09 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Newtown, CT
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You mean this guy?
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01-27-2005, 01:17 PM
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GrayBeards
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Turd Bowl
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Mike, I heard that this guy still has bunker crumbs from last season stuck in his moustache.
And that they kicked him and one of this tubby friends out of an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet in Huntington, LI. It must have been the king crab legs sticking out of Alberto's nostrils.  |
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01-27-2005, 01:25 PM
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Here fishy fishy
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Whoville
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He was last spotted heading south with BI Jeff....
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01-27-2005, 02:23 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Uh, in a spot....
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He's the man. Balls out, no stoppin' 'round the clock with nothin' but bass on his mind. The real deal. |
Why even try......... 
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01-27-2005, 02:57 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Cranston
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"Crazy Alberto"
I thinks this is the guy!
Last edited by "uffah!!"; 09-04-2006 at 10:15 AM..
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01-27-2005, 03:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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thats the guy uffah . he is a crazy guy .
you should see him eat bait and fly fish parking lots and hooking bikers
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01-27-2005, 10:25 PM
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The Director of Fun
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Long Island, NY (south shore)
Posts: 214
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this guy?
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the full moon looks orange sometimes when it rises because the light has to pass through more of the atmosphere then when the moon is higher in the sky. the blue light waves scatter but the red light waves pass through...... if you were wondering.
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01-27-2005, 10:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: jerseyshore
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Quote:
Originally posted by Flaptail
He's the man. Balls out, no stoppin' 'round the clock with nothin' but bass on his mind. The real deal.
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What he said, probably fishes more than any 5 people u know combined.not only bass, tog, trout,fluke, an whatever else he can get his hands on.from what I've met of him he's a good guy.soft spoken an non assuming but living life to the fullest.
Pirate that Pic is too much. |
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01-27-2005, 10:46 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: RI
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Quote:
Originally posted by NIB
not only bass, tog, trout,fluke, an whatever else he can get his hands on
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God the man must smell 
-spence |
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01-27-2005, 11:29 PM
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GrayBeards
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Turd Bowl
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he is pretty smelly from what i hear.
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01-28-2005, 11:32 AM
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Salties
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In Orbit Over Your Puny Globe
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heard he has a wicked bad cold and doesn't want to go to the somerset fly show
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01-28-2005, 11:53 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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"Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Surfcasters. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Surfcaster must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Surfcaster craves not these things. You are reckless."
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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01-28-2005, 12:01 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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TDF
so youve fished with this alberto guy ? or been to his shows ? I saw that same speach . it gave me a new meaning on being the best surfcaster I could be . I now let the fish be me
may the tide be with you luke
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01-29-2005, 09:56 AM
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The Director of Fun
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Long Island, NY (south shore)
Posts: 214
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this is what happens after 5 straight days of fishing.
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the full moon looks orange sometimes when it rises because the light has to pass through more of the atmosphere then when the moon is higher in the sky. the blue light waves scatter but the red light waves pass through...... if you were wondering.
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01-29-2005, 10:26 AM
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Team Sea Monkey
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Quincy Ma.
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I read that I stabbed him at the Mass Bass meeting a while ago. I hope he's OK.
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" You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a Sea Monkey."
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01-29-2005, 12:17 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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al wake up your striper is burning
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01-29-2005, 09:27 PM
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GrayBeards
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Turd Bowl
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s t r a n g e r s ... in a .... s t r a n g e l a n d ... 
"in case of war, break glass."  |
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01-29-2005, 09:40 PM
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GrayBeards
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Turd Bowl
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Some guys use mullet for bait.
Some guys sport mullet hair.
Other guys have mullet breath. Wherever there is striper forage, there is also lunch for Alberto-san. |
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01-29-2005, 09:59 PM
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GrayBeards
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Turd Bowl
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Last edited by iluvspots; 01-29-2005 at 10:15 PM..
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02-16-2005, 01:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 96
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iluvspots posted:
Who is this Crazy Alberto Guy...
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Hey Ben,
That is correct! I don’t exist… I am just a figment of your imagination.
Hey The Daddy Fisherman… Shhhh…. I know it is very difficult for you to understand me… but if you paid any attention to my seminars, you wouldn’t have posted that silly “Fishing Log” tread - because a large portion of my seminar was about keeping track of a good log and understanding patterns. LOLOLO. 
“Crazy” Alberto
NonStopFisher@Optonline.net
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02-16-2005, 04:15 PM
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GrayBeards
Join Date: Mar 2004
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02-16-2005, 04:20 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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I actually haven't had the pleasure of catching one of your seminars.....yet
That was actually a speech that Yoda made....I just substituted "Surfcaster" for "Jedi" ...Definitely fit the Pic...and I hope you didn't take it the wrong way.....was meant more as a compliment than anything else
I actually Paid VERY close attention to your posts here.....thats why I am starting this log..
Quote:
Originally posted by Crazy Alberto
iluvspots posted:
Who is this Crazy Alberto Guy...
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Hey Ben,
That is correct! I don’t exist… I am just a figment of your imagination.
Hey The Daddy Fisherman… Shhhh…. I know it is very difficult for you to understand me… but if you paid any attention to my seminars, you wouldn’t have posted that silly “Fishing Log” tread - because a large portion of my seminar was about keeping track of a good log and understanding patterns. LOLOLO.
“Crazy” Alberto
NonStopFisher@Optonline.net
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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02-16-2005, 05:41 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Posts: 96
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The Dad Fisherman,
LOLOLOL… No problem, and don’t mind me – this Yoda is just having a moody day (getting over a flu) and needed to pick on someone… and you are it.
Anyhow, keep in mind that a logbook is a MUST tool to have and it will help you locate your trophy bass (based on your fishing grounds). The key is to input as much information as possible (date, location, tides, wind, baitfish, moon, temperature, lures, water clarity and a brief story about the date). Also, do not get discouraged if you get the big skunko because it will help you identify the exact “not to fish” pattern. In addition, when you are connecting a large body of fish – take extra note on the exact tide phase and the exact lure you were using!
All in all, by end of the year, you can review it and after a few years… You will be able to identify an invaluable pattern that only you will know. 
So remember, you need to be truthful about the reporting!
“Crazy” Alberto
NonStopFisher@Optonline.net
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02-16-2005, 05:53 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: To close to water for my insanity
Posts: 884
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Quote:
Originally posted by Crazy Alberto
The Dad Fisherman,
LOLOLOL… No problem, and don’t mind me – this Yoda is just having a moody day (getting over a flu) and needed to pick on someone… and you are it.
Anyhow, keep in mind that a logbook is a MUST tool to have and it will help you locate your trophy bass (based on your fishing grounds). The key is to input as much information as possible (date, location, tides, wind, baitfish, moon, temperature, lures, water clarity and a brief story about the date). Also, do not get discouraged if you get the big skunko because it will help you identify the exact “not to fish” pattern. In addition, when you are connecting a large body of fish – take extra note on the exact tide phase and the exact lure you were using!
All in all, by end of the year, you can review it and after a few years… You will be able to identify an invaluable pattern that only you will know.
So remember, you need to be truthful about the reporting!
“Crazy” Alberto
NonStopFisher@Optonline.net
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The Lord him self has spoken. Logs work! |
offthehookfishing.com
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02-17-2005, 01:15 PM
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Very Grumpy bay man
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 10,824
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Did someone mention Block Island Jeff? Has he returned from the Islands?
I hear the was a "Sighting" around Gilbert Stuart. Has something to do with the Herring Run commencing?
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No boat, back in the suds.  
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