swimming lessons - Striper Talk Striped Bass Fishing, Surfcasting, Boating

Mr. Sandman · 07-16-2005, 05:43 PM

Ok, so I take the kids to their lesson with the new instructor we have not met yet. We walk to the down to the beach and this knock-out blond gives us a little wave.

I am talking a w e s o m e. We walk over and she was one of those creatures that was hard not to stare. My son says...Dad are you going to leave?...(I normally run to get a iced latte or something) but my respose was ...Uuuuh, no, I think I can stick around and hang out with you guys for a while. (In Eddie Murphy's voice when asked in "Trading Places" if he wanted to leave the limo) Great instructor too, but to be perfectly honest I got my money's worth just watching her don her wetsuit.
Sometimes I wish I was one of my own kids

Uncle Matt · 07-16-2005, 05:50 PM

That post is useless without pictures. Is she taking on any other "new" swimmers? I can pretend to drown so I can lock lips with her!

Nebe · 07-16-2005, 09:54 PM

SANDMAN.. come on man get with the program. i mean reallly. first thing i would have done was ask her if she is giving them CPR lessons.. if not YOU would have had to do mouth to mouth with her.

Then there are the chest compressions... They say make a fist, but oh never mind

gee wiz

ThrowingTimber · 07-18-2005, 03:06 PM

pics man pics

Homerun04 · 07-18-2005, 03:26 PM

Pics please.......

The Dad Fisherman · 07-18-2005, 03:39 PM

My daughter takes Dance Lessons and every year they have what they call "Watch Day" where the parents can come and see them in class. So being the good Dad that I am I go to see my daughter dance. I get there and I see her instructor, a 23 year old Ex-patriot Cheerleader, in her spandex and 1/2 shirt. So I'm there w/ my wife, which is just making it worse, and she hands me the Video camera and tells me to record it. That was a mistake

Its a small room w/ not much room to move around so my back is right against the wall and wouldn't you know she sets up 4 feet in front of me w/ the class and starts w/ the limbering up excercises, jumping jacks, stretches, splits, all this w/ me holding a video camera. and of course my daughter is right next to her so I can't not have her in the picture. then comes the dancing, and she's shaking it and moving it,the whole while I'm desperately trying to keep the camera on my daughter. BUT I"M ONLY HUMAN.

After the class was over I just handed the camera to my wife and said "I just want to apologize now for whatever comes out on that tape" She was cool about it and just laughed....thankfully

A couple of weeks later I'm telling the story to my bro-in-law and he can't believe it.....so I show him the tape. He's literally rolling on the floor in hysterics saying he thought I was exaggerating and just couldn't believe how "In my Face" she was.