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Two Italian Virgins
Two Italian virgins get married and go on their honeymoon. However, they
have no idea what there supposed to do once they get to their hotel
room. The newlyweds decide to call his mother and get some advice on
what to do. The mother says that they should sit on the bed together and
snuggle with each other and things should start to happen from there.
The newlyweds start to do this but nothing else happens. He calls his
mother back to find out what to do next. She says they should take their
clothes off, get under the covers in bed, and nature should takes its
course. The bride and groom take his mother's advice but still nothing.
He calls his mother a third time. Getting frustrated with the situation
she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in
her hairiest thing!" and hangs up on him. A few minutes later he
reluctantly calls his mother back, "Well, I have my nose in her armpit.
What do I do next?"
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