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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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08-21-2006, 08:57 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
Posts: 8,484
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Gortex Waders ..
Finally broke down and bought a pair of breathable waders .. Before that I wore Graylite,,,before that rubber,,hodgmen,, assorted Building 19 leakers ..Tonight I was totally amazed,,astounded,,bewildered..This was only the third time I wore my gortex waders. I was messing around with some gear up on shore when I farted .. WOW !!!! It was LOUD ... and I had my waders on . I was so excited I wanted to call someone ,,but no service on the cell phone .. Man these things are breathable .. My first good fart in waders,, looking forward to many more ..  I highly recomend breathables for this reason alone . |
Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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08-21-2006, 09:02 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,125
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I just farted while reading this post  |
The United States Constitution does not exist to grant you rights; those rights are inherent within you. Rather it exists to frame a limited government so that those natural rights can be exercised freely.
1984 was a warning, not a guidebook!
It's time more people spoke up with the truth. Every time we let a leftist lie go uncorrected, the commies get stronger.
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08-21-2006, 09:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,945
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good ta know
considering asking "santa" for a pair for next year.. if I'm still married..
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I do like my neoprenes for farting.. get to enjoy the fart hours later when ya take them off.. puts a little age on the aroma.. love those wendy jr. farts.. ya almost get hungry all over again  |
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08-21-2006, 09:18 PM
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Soggy Bottom Boy
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Billerica, Ma.
Posts: 7,260
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The first time I farted in my waders I had onion rings and steak at the 99
and it was ripe, I got Breathables this year and kinda miss enjoying a good fart for hours of fishing
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Surfcasting Full Throttle
Don't judge me Monkey 
Recreational Surfcaster 99.9% C&R
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08-22-2006, 09:48 AM
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Registered Grandpa
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: east coast
Posts: 8,592
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Get a little gas in those neoprenes, sinch your belt up real tight, and ya can float out to the bar. |
" Choose Life "
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08-22-2006, 01:28 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Uh, in a spot....
Posts: 5,451
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Originally Posted by Tagger
Finally broke down and bought a pair of breathable waders .. Before that I wore Graylite,,,before that rubber,,hodgmen,, assorted Building 19 leakers ..Tonight I was totally amazed,,astounded,,bewildered..This was only the third time I wore my gortex waders. I was messing around with some gear up on shore when I farted .. WOW !!!! It was LOUD ... and I had my waders on . I was so excited I wanted to call someone ,,but no service on the cell phone .. Man these things are breathable .. My first good fart in waders,, looking forward to many more .. I highly recomend breathables for this reason alone . |
Couldn't fish you know where without them. As for farting well that's just one of lifes small pleasures and undoubtedly more enjoyable when your alone to relish the odiferous eminations. Hmm the sweet smell of success. |
Why even try......... 
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08-23-2006, 11:25 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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Hello, my name is Jake and I'm a farter....  |
He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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08-24-2006, 11:16 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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Gaseous
We have pooped to a new low. |
Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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08-24-2006, 04:41 PM
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I need spring!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Weymouth, MA
Posts: 1,213
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This thread stinks  |
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08-24-2006, 06:13 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Marshfield, MA
Posts: 6,267
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no chili for you |
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08-24-2006, 08:18 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Fork
Posts: 2,260
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Dam Tagger i just streak marks on my chair wish i had my waders on.
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