he'd be the big impregnator...
perfect genetically selected babes
lined up naked ready to bounce
on his thang.... until america had a super race
of super babies that would kick ass bigtime
(he'd have to restrain himself and couldnt do it
super style....with friction and all...heat build up ..ect.)
then when some race of really bad guys
arrived from outer space to plunder earth
there'd be tons of ass kickin... team style!
like the best football game ever played
i mean....he's the last of his race....
he needs to pass on his gene's.
after all...
it's a total waste of a great idea.
when i went to nursery school i was a hellion
always was and always will be...
well those sons a beotches ripped me off
for my teddy bear.... my favorite thing of all.
One night....when i was in the third grade (now)
i had the most vivid dream i could ever remember.
it was so real...that i could not imagine it to "be"
only a dream.... i was sure it wasn't but i needed proof.
i had dreamed ...that i was walking thru dark corridors
of the school ....there were no lights on....just moonlight.
i dreamed that i was called by my teddy bear to rescue him.
you can laugh now...but it gets better...
and im being as serious as a heart attack...
i dreamed.....that...
i went into the nursery school room attached to the
elementary school and went into the toy room.
sitting on the shelf was my long lost teddy bear
with a yellow jack in the box cube beside him
on one side...and a minature doggy on the other.
i walked over to the other side of the building
to the nursery school room and walked in
never saying a word....the teacher giving me
a strange look....
i said...or thought....if i was actually here!
last night! it will be exactly as i saw it...
i looked straight down to the floor
and walked half way in and
slowly looked up.... kinda spooked now...
and there it was....exactly as i saw it
with a yellow jack in the box next to it
and a little doggy on the other side.
i stuffed it in my shirt and
smuggled it to my locker
without anyone knowing.
that day....i realized i had done it....
the first of many OOBE's