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12-19-2006, 09:25 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Corona Del Mar, CA
Posts: 794
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Dumbest thing you've been asked when fishing?
This was the best of the year for me from my friends girlfriend.
"since we didn't use that bait, can we thaw them out and let them swim free"
This was as we were leaving the parking lot after the MS Tourney in RI. She still hasn't heard the end of it...
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12-19-2006, 09:31 AM
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Oblivious // Grunt, Grunt Master
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: over the hill
Posts: 6,682
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Is she blonde?
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12-19-2006, 09:33 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Corona Del Mar, CA
Posts: 794
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Quote:
Originally Posted by numbskull
Is she blonde?
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Nope
Last edited by Sluggoslinger; 12-19-2006 at 12:45 PM..
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12-19-2006, 09:55 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,203
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Its gotta be the Classic "Whatcha Doin, Fishin?" as you stand there at the water with a rod in your hand.
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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12-19-2006, 09:59 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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as you stand there fishing....
"are there any fish in this water...."
um....nope ..... i'm just practicing  |
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12-19-2006, 10:01 AM
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Spot Preserver
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Mansfield
Posts: 2,461
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did you catch that here? No I bought it at the store.
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Make America Great Again.
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12-19-2006, 10:14 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: New Haven County, CT
Posts: 3,883
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"Are you going to keep it?" as the fish is swimming away. (Of course,... I have them trained to swim back after rinsing themselves off)
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12-19-2006, 10:21 AM
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Soggy Bottom Boy
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Billerica, Ma.
Posts: 7,260
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This is more classic cute than stupid But I will never forget it
I used to fish with this kid that was a wise ass we were going trout fishing and we stopped at the store for a couple of things, in the fishing Dept. there is a 17 yr old kid with his little sister 4 or 5 My friend asked her " What are you fishing for?" the little girl turns and replies "Fish" It just stole my heart. so cute
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Surfcasting Full Throttle
Don't judge me Monkey 
Recreational Surfcaster 99.9% C&R
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12-19-2006, 10:27 AM
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Very Grumpy bay man
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Rhode Island
Posts: 10,824
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Quote:
Originally Posted by The Dad Fisherman
Its gotta be the Classic "Whatcha Doin, Fishin?" as you stand there at the water with a rod in your hand.
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I posted this a couple of years ago. 2:00AM. Black Point. 100 yards out on the reef and a RI DEM officer is shining a spotlight on me and asking me what I am doing. I got a 10" rod in my hand, a surf bag, waders and a splash top on.
I told him I was trying to build a row boat. |
No boat, back in the suds.  
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12-19-2006, 10:47 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sluggoslinger
This was the best of the year for me from my friends girlfriend.
"since we didn't use that bait, can we thaw them out and let them swim free"
This was as we were leaving the parking lot after the MS Tourney in RI. She still hasn't heard the end of it...
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If I remember correctly she was cute - therefore she deserves a mulligan    |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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12-19-2006, 11:27 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
Posts: 6,049
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cute or not
come on does she think steak thaws out and produces milk . or the thawed chicken laying eggs . wait I read that in ripleys must be true .
I have heard everyone of those a number of times and to think these people breed .
" arent the fish sick in that river " I catch them to wipe their noses for them then release them . I know they meant that its a polluted river but I let them know that most rivers are polluted and that I dont eat them .
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12-19-2006, 11:30 AM
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whitewater
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: watch hill
Posts: 29
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"Are there any snags I should be aware of"  .......... I think he lost 3 plugs and went home but I did try to help him |
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12-19-2006, 11:53 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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Regardless of how dumb the question I always try to answer them as if it was the most important question of the day. It makes them feel good and I know I have done a good deed. But there are some stupid friekin questions out there.
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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12-19-2006, 11:54 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Corona Del Mar, CA
Posts: 794
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Another great one was when we were unloading fish at the fish pier in chatham out of a 42' gill-netter and a guy yells down from the observation deck "so where are the outboard motors on that boat"
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12-19-2006, 12:21 PM
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eh! What do you mean?
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Tiverton
Posts: 763
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Having someone ask you for change while your in full gear out 50yds...
Being in a boat achored and having another boat come by with the crew asking if this is a good spot...
Having been asked what type of lure you are using and you reply a "Habs Needlefish" and they ask if they are native to the area...
Is that a popper, "Yes i reply," thinking to myself wow someone who has a clue... What kind of popper is that.. I said a Super Strike Swimming popper.... Now you get that dumb look.. and... How can a popper be a swimmer?...
and the #1 Dumbest thing I have ever been asked while fishing is.....
Do you have any "extra" of those lures i can have?
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12-19-2006, 12:49 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Narragansett, RI
Posts: 423
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One time while fishing Pier 5 in Narragansett, I caught a 41lb bass, several people were around me while I was reeling it in, when I got it in, a young women with hardly anything on pushed her way through the crowd and said mister are you going to mount that fish, I said no, I will give it a kiss and let it go.
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Salty
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12-19-2006, 12:50 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 61° 30′ 0″ N, 23° 46′ 0″ E
Posts: 8,158
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"That one looked big enough to keep----why'd you let it go?"
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to say something.
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12-19-2006, 01:03 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Narragansett, RI
Posts: 423
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I don't keep anything that big, nothing over 30".
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Salty
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12-19-2006, 01:04 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 3,595
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Dumb question from 3 burley type guys who walked up to me with fishing rods as I was putting an eel on.
Do eels bite? 
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12-19-2006, 03:17 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Middleboro MA
Posts: 17,125
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"Fish bite at night?"   |
The United States Constitution does not exist to grant you rights; those rights are inherent within you. Rather it exists to frame a limited government so that those natural rights can be exercised freely.
1984 was a warning, not a guidebook!
It's time more people spoke up with the truth. Every time we let a leftist lie go uncorrected, the commies get stronger.
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12-19-2006, 04:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Landlocked in my own prison
Posts: 1,031
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My GF was mad at me because I'm either at work or fishing down on the Cape. She gave me an ultimative and I promised I'd try to dedicate more time to her. In a moment of weakness I felt bad and brought her out to a romantic dinner. We were seated on the restaurants deck overlooking a lake in central Massachusetts. Mind you, we were at least 30 miles from the closest salt water. All of a sudden she asks me "When does the tide come in?" At that point I ordered two more drinks and knew the relationship was over.
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"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
Matt Groening, Life In Hell
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12-19-2006, 04:21 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
Posts: 6,049
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matt
you should have looked at your watch and said " right now " got up and left her there ( with the bill ) . If she takes your call afterward you know she is a keeper although not the sharpest tack in the box .
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12-19-2006, 04:39 PM
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Soggy Bottom Boy
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Billerica, Ma.
Posts: 7,260
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Honey is this a Blitz?
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Surfcasting Full Throttle
Don't judge me Monkey
Recreational Surfcaster 99.9% C&R
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12-20-2006, 10:04 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: somewhere on a rock
Posts: 1,603
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tattoobob
Honey is this a Blitz?
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on video
that was hilarious |
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12-19-2006, 04:43 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Corona Del Mar, CA
Posts: 794
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When I was in australia, a girl that flew down for a bit asked if "since we are on the other side of the equator, does the sun rise in the west?" She was a redhead... The daughter of a supreme court judge...
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12-19-2006, 05:32 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: RI
Posts: 5,704
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I got y'all beat!
"Is that a fish?"
My response:"Nah its my dog and I'm taking him for a swim."
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12-19-2006, 06:08 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 252
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I had a friend say during a blitz, boy fish swim alot.
Last edited by jbuck; 12-19-2006 at 08:17 PM..
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12-19-2006, 06:21 PM
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Also known as OAK
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Westlery, RI
Posts: 10,408
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I dunno..
I don't talk to anyone out there  |
Bryan
Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
"For once I agree with Spence. UGH. I just hope I don't get the urge to go start buying armani suits to wear in my shop"
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12-19-2006, 07:59 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: MA
Posts: 3,630
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Quote:
Originally Posted by RIROCKHOUND
I dunno..
I don't talk to anyone out there |
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12-19-2006, 08:02 PM
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See you at the beach.
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Vero Beach FL. Bradford, RI.
Posts: 3,780
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"Catchin anything?"
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