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10-22-2007, 06:51 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Matunuck, RI
Posts: 281
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Fishing quotes...
Ok, so I checked out fishing quotes and found a few gems...
There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. ~Paul O'Neil, 1965
The best way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly. ~Author Unknown
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. ~Steven Wright
May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it. ~Irish Blessing
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. ~Ernest Hemingway
The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing. ~Babylonian Proverb
Thought I'd share, for what it's worth!
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10-22-2007, 07:03 PM
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Oblivious // Grunt, Grunt Master
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: over the hill
Posts: 6,682
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The ocean is large and so full of fish,
if a fellow is patient he might get his wish.
Dr Suess, "Mcelligot's Pool".............great fishing book to read to your kids if you can find it, by the way.
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10-22-2007, 07:50 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 353
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My two favorites are;
A jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk on the other.
and
I spent about 1% of my life fishing, the rest I just wasted.
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10-22-2007, 08:15 PM
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Formerly the_shocker
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: ricca
Posts: 730
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" I can smell em."  |
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10-22-2007, 09:14 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,203
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"if fishing is a sport, you're looking at an Athlete"
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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10-23-2007, 07:38 AM
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Here fishy fishy
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Whoville
Posts: 2,266
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"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
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10-23-2007, 08:47 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: RI
Posts: 677
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One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish . . .
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10-23-2007, 08:53 AM
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Retired Surfer
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sunset Grill
Posts: 9,511
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Hey, Mikey, this water looks fishy!
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Swimmer a.k.a. YO YO MA
Serial Mailbox Killer/Seal Fisherman
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10-23-2007, 09:00 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: newport
Posts: 1,136
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" Ahhhhhh confetti! Go back and get your grandfather!"
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10-23-2007, 11:49 AM
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must find the fish
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: North Shore Ma
Posts: 712
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gobi
There he stands, draped in more equipment than a telephone lineman, trying to outwit an organism with a brain no bigger than a breadcrumb, and getting licked in the process. ~Paul O'Neil, 1965
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SIGGED |
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10-23-2007, 02:42 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Bedford, NH
Posts: 626
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Wind from the east, fish bite least.
Wind from the north, don't go forth.
Wind from the south, fish will take it in the mouth.
Wind from the west, fishing is the best.
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10-23-2007, 03:06 PM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,203
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"I wish, I wish I were a fish" - Henry Limpet
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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10-23-2007, 03:31 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 427
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can't cook em if you don't hook em
over the rail and into the pail
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