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12-28-2007, 09:56 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: North Fork
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You Know that you are a Portly Angler
When you step out of the surf and all the other fishermen complain that the tide dropped!!   |
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12-28-2007, 10:11 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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When you try out your new wet suit and everyone immediately starts Biatching about the Seal Problem
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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12-28-2007, 10:13 AM
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Permanently Disconnected
Join Date: Nov 2002
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When you step into the surf and they get record high tides in Europe  |
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12-28-2007, 10:36 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: MA - Ol' New England - USA
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You fall over & you can't get up!  You disprove that Weeble's wobble and they don't FALL down.  |
Ray 'md2020'
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12-28-2007, 10:41 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
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You can carry 6 plug bags on your Wader Belt
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"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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12-28-2007, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Hyde Park, MA
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When schools of fish gather behind the "structure" you supply.  |
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12-28-2007, 11:55 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Gloucester, MA
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When the whale stranding network always seems to show up whenever you go fishing.
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12-28-2007, 11:58 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Gloucester, MA
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When you have your own tide chart dedicated to how close to the water you are.
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12-28-2007, 03:26 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: North Cambridge, MA
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these jokes are real sexy
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12-28-2007, 04:55 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Between a rock and a hard place
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when you have to use "KY" to get in and out of your neoprenes
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day ...
show him where to fish and ... you'll be sorry
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12-28-2007, 05:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: NYer trapped in PA.
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Combine "portly" with vertically challenged (actually I think portly means short and fat) and you can add, the last guy to know it's raining and the first to know the tide's coming up.  |
Truly a wealth of useless information. 
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12-28-2007, 05:38 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Falmouth, Ma
Posts: 1,520
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when you wear a yellow surf top and kids chase you down thinking your the school bus.
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60 % of the time, it works every time.
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12-29-2007, 06:48 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: asthma valley, ct
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when you find water displacement info printed on the hip of your waders.
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12-29-2007, 07:52 AM
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got gas?
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,716
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when you hear beep-beep-beep when you back up to pull a fish onto the beach.
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