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Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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08-22-2008, 10:31 AM
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Permanently Disconnected
Join Date: Nov 2002
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DAAAAAAAAAAAM!
i see dead people
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08-22-2008, 10:38 AM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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Dagnabit! I will get you next time #^^^^^^^^^^^&! Them snakes is expensive!!  Maybe next time just a bucket of milk on top of your door......but I will get you! 
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Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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08-22-2008, 12:13 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Landlocked in my own prison
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It's the competition Scott. They want a piece of your kingdom. Where was Bigfish Larry during all of this? Maybe the owner/moderator from NJ from another board. Hmm.....
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"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
Matt Groening, Life In Hell
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08-22-2008, 12:55 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 61° 30′ 0″ N, 23° 46′ 0″ E
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Venomous Snakes
There are only two venomous snakes in Massachusetts - the timber rattlesnake and the copperhead. (Contrary to popular belief, there are no venomous "water moccasins" in the Bay State, only harmless water snakes.) Statewide, populations of our two endangered venomous snakes are believed to number no more than a few hundred individuals. Due to a host of problems, these populations are probably still declining despite rigorous efforts to protect them. Our "rattlers" are now known to exist at only a dozen or so widely scattered sites in mountainous regions of the state; the distribution of copperheads is even more restricted. As a result, most of Massachusetts is completely devoid of venomous serpents.
The chance of receiving a venomous snake bite is further reduced by the fact that both species are shy and reclusive. Like all snakes, they will bite people only in self defense. If you do not willfully seek out and attempt to confront these species, the chances of being bitten by either are negligible. The toxicity of their venoms tends to be highly overrated; only one person has ever died of snakebite in Massachusetts, and that was more than 200 years ago.
Always keep in mind that many harmless snakes resemble venomous snakes in pattern and behavior. Milk snakes, water snakes, hognose snakes and other banded or blotched species are frequently mistaken for copperheads. Milk snakes, black racers and black rat snakes are often misidentified as rattlesnakes because they vibrate their tails rapidly when alarmed. The overwhelming majority of reports of encounters with poisonous snakes in New England are nothing more than cases of mistaken identity.
If it looked something like a coral snake with more subdued colors, it was very likely a harmless milk snake. The distinguishing feature of a coral snake is that the red band is always bordered by a yellow one on each side of the red, so that the red and black bands never meet---"red on yellow, kill a fellow" 
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to say something.
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08-22-2008, 01:02 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Between the thighs
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Quote:
Originally Posted by #^^^^^^^^^^^&
I went to move something and  I heard the hiss instantly.
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could have been your butt talking back.
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08-22-2008, 01:08 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 61° 30′ 0″ N, 23° 46′ 0″ E
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Adult Milk Snake
A boldly patterned snake, the milk snake has a light gray to tan body covered with reddish-brown blotches bordered in black. Larger blotches on the back alternate with smaller ones on each side. The head is patterned, usually with a light colored "Y" or "V" within a reddish-brown patch. Smooth scales give this attractive snake a shiny or glossy appearance. The belly is patterned with an irregular checkerboard of black on white. Similarity of patterns causes some to confuse it with the copperhead; however, the copperhead lacks any pattern on the head. Tail rattling may also lead some to mistake it for a rattlesnake, although the two species look quite different.
Mating generally occurs in May, with females depositing 3-24 eggs in June and July. Eggs are deposited under rocks, boards or other debris, in rotting vegetation, stumps or logs, or small mammal burrows, and usually hatch in August and September.
Woodlands, fields, rocky hillsides and borders of wetlands provide natural habitat for milk snakes. They are also commonly found around houses, barns and outbuildings. Small mammals are the preferred prey of milk snakes, who are able to enter burrows and consume young in their nests. Milk snakes routinely eat other snakes, and may also take birds and bird eggs, frogs, fish, earthworms, slugs and insects. Primarily nocturnal, milk snakes can be found during the day under rocks, logs, or other cover. Although they are not very aggressive, milk snakes will bite and spray musk if handled.
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to say something.
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08-22-2008, 01:11 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 61° 30′ 0″ N, 23° 46′ 0″ E
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Couple of other varieties of milk snakes--you can see how the second one could easily be confused with a coral snake:
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to say something.
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08-22-2008, 01:19 PM
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Uncle Remus
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Lakeville Ma.
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Mike I am pretty sure that is not a coral snake in picture. Old saying goes if red touches yellow kill a fellow or something like that. It is different variety that is non poisonous but I can't remember the name
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"A beach is a place where a man can feel he's the only soul in the world that's real"
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08-22-2008, 01:21 PM
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Uncle Remus
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Lakeville Ma.
Posts: 14,773
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scarlet king snake, I just looked it up. I hate snakes too. Mike maybe you were eluding to the fact how they all look similar and in that case never mind you are right.
http://www.southalley.com/snakes_redyel.html
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"A beach is a place where a man can feel he's the only soul in the world that's real"
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08-22-2008, 01:37 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 61° 30′ 0″ N, 23° 46′ 0″ E
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ProfessorM
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I can see where the confusion came from---they're both milk snakes. The coral snake look alike to the right is a pueblan milk snake from the southwest. The one to the left is an eastern milk snake.
Like you said--in the coral snake ("red on yellow, kill a fellow"), red never touches black-----"red on black, it's OK, Jack"
Booger's snake sounds like an eastern milk snake from his description.
Sorry to admit it, but I'm a big fan of snakes. Not afraid of them in the least.
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to say something.
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08-22-2008, 02:06 PM
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D'oh
Join Date: May 2004
Location: RI
Posts: 3,296
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from mass website:
There are only two venomous snakes in Massachusetts - the timber rattlesnake and the copperhead. (Contrary to popular belief, there are no venomous "water moccasins" in the Bay State, only harmless water snakes.) Statewide, populations of our two endangered venomous snakes are believed to number no more than a few hundred individuals. Due to a host of problems, these populations are probably still declining despite rigorous efforts to protect them. Our "rattlers" are now known to exist at only a dozen or so widely scattered sites in mountainous regions of the state; the distribution of copperheads is even more restricted. As a result, most of Massachusetts is completely devoid of venomous serpents.
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i bent my wookie
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08-22-2008, 02:07 PM
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Here fishy fishy
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Whoville
Posts: 2,266
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My guess is a Copperhead Salty. Your head prob. skipped a few beats.
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08-22-2008, 02:56 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Libtardia
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you sure it wasnt one of these??

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08-22-2008, 03:00 PM
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Boston Anglah
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Sitting on top of the world with my legs hangin free
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 The infamous coiled cobra
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08-22-2008, 03:30 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 22,805
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triangular head?
if the head isn't in the shape of a triangle then it isn't poisonous !!!
you just grab a length of plastic tubing ( rigid) and push a looped piece of clothes line
cloth rope thru it until it pops out the other end
then slip that over the snakes head from a distance and pull
then drop him into a bucket or a sack...for transport.
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08-22-2008, 05:24 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Hyde Park, MA
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Rattlesnakes do just that....rattle.
Local non-venomous snakes will try to hiss as loudly as possible to sound as ominous as possible.
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08-23-2008, 11:20 AM
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Canal Junkie
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Raynham
Posts: 1,678
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I love snakes
I havent been able to find one all summer
I used to own several rather large boa constrictors.. and a rather tempremental 12' burmese python...
I miss them...
Getting bitten ranges from fun from the little ones.. to not so fun for the big ones... Ill find the picture of my friend who got bit in the face from my big burm..
As for venomous around here... It doesnt sound like it was poisonous after all, but if it was, then take joy! Its so rare you probably would of made the evening news!

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aim: SaltedBrian
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08-23-2008, 07:17 PM
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lobster = striper bait
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Popes Island Performing Arts Center
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Pfft snake bites.
Tokay Geckos GRIND their jaws when they latch on.
Asian Water Moniters have recurved teeth and they don't like to let go.
BIG recurved teeth.
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Ski Quicks Hole
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08-23-2008, 07:36 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Cranberry Coast Gateway 2 Cape Cod
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Snake Snake BO bake banana Fana Fo Fake ME MY MO FAKE ......SNAKE 
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" Happy as a clam at high tide "
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08-23-2008, 10:06 PM
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here fishy fishy
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: westport,ma.
Posts: 3,111
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nebe
you sure it wasnt one of these??

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just made my day
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redcrbbr
of all the things i've lost...i miss my mind the most!!
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08-25-2008, 11:20 AM
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Canal Junkie
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Raynham
Posts: 1,678
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Quote:
Originally Posted by likwid
Pfft snake bites.
Tokay Geckos GRIND their jaws when they latch on.
Asian Water Moniters have recurved teeth and they don't like to let go.
BIG recurved teeth.
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AND.. if you get bit by an asian water monitor here in the wilds of MA, be VERY proud... youll DEFINITELY be on the news...
better than those silly alligators people keep letting go.
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aim: SaltedBrian
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08-25-2008, 11:24 AM
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lobster = striper bait
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Popes Island Performing Arts Center
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BrianS
AND.. if you get bit by an asian water monitor here in the wilds of MA, be VERY proud... youll DEFINITELY be on the news...
better than those silly alligators people keep letting go.
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Rather take my chances with an equal sized gator than a Water Monitor.
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Ski Quicks Hole
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