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Old 10-08-2008, 11:22 AM   #1
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how true!

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck
up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President .

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post
turtle.'

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. 'You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she is up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put her up there to begin with.

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Old 10-08-2008, 11:30 AM   #2
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Thats funny!

And the Democratic candidate is the 99th senator in terms of seniority and a former state legislator. Never passed a major bill! He writes letters though!Looks like another post turtle but we all know what what dumb asses put him up there!

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That's a riot

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Old 10-08-2008, 11:31 AM   #4
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but we all know what what dumb asses put him up there!

pretty much the same ones

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Most excellent

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Old 10-08-2008, 04:09 PM   #6
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Thats funny!

And the Democratic candidate is the 99th senator in terms of seniority and a former state legislator. Never passed a major bill! He writes letters though!Looks like another post turtle but we all know what what dumb asses put him up there!
I trust Obamas faith and promise to restore and abide by the constitution over both Sarry Palin & Applesauce McCain.
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