Obamacare

[PRBuzz]

The Top 10 Signs You’ve Got “Obamacare”:

10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooter’s.


9) Directions to your doctor’s office include, “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”


8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicles.


7) The only proctologist in the plan is Gus from Roto-Rooter.


6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “An apple a day……..”


5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.


4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.


3) The only expense that is covered 100% is embalming.


2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.


1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a popsicle stick and duct tape.

[FishermanTim]

#10.....during "hot wing" night!

#8..... or old epoxy.

#7.....with crooked fingers

#6.... and/or "drink plenty of fluids".

#5...HE's wearing the pants that your MOM gave to Goodwill.

#4....SURPRISE! They're ALL out of network charges!

#3...and cremation, so save you lighters/matches too!

#1...or a ballon and a straw.

Here's to our health and well-being

[PRBuzz]

Great additions FT!

[saltfly]

also, neither the "doctor" or "Nurse" speak english.

[massgc]

whads enlish