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		| Boat Fishing & Boating A new forum at Striped-Bass.com for those fishing from boats and for boating in general |  
	
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		|  06-28-2011, 12:37 PM | #1 |  
	| chathamblue30 
				 
				Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Middleboro Ma 
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				Boat Names
			 
 My buddy is a smart %$#^*   &  wanted to name his boat something comical. He goes and registers the boats commercial permits under the name FILTHY OAR. Now every time stepping on the boat we are cracking up thinking of calling people on the radio saying this is a fishing vessel FILTHY OAR     He has now ordered huge lettering and a partially nude woman to be put off the back of the boat    Any other funny boat names out there ??? |  
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		|  06-28-2011, 03:01 PM | #2 |  
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				 | My buddy is in the process of naming his:
 myasses dragon
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		|  06-28-2011, 03:37 PM | #3 |  
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				 | i named my boat BITEME in the shape of a lure,most kids love it some parents like it,most gradywhite owners give me a evil look i love it |  
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		|  06-28-2011, 03:44 PM | #4 |  
	| Chris Blouin 
				 
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				 | my dads pop is name "Loose EEl" after his first GF Lucile, (whos not my mom btw) . 
 His john boat is called "wow mom" so that when its on the roof of his truck or in the bed in reads the same way.
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		|  06-28-2011, 08:34 PM | #5 |  
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				 | I saw a boat in a slip the other day called POLE DANCER. 
It had real nice lettering and a nice decal (just black) of a sleek lady holding a fishing rod "like a gentlemen's club dancer"
 
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		|  06-28-2011, 08:45 PM | #6 |  
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				 | Last fall I would see this 20 something ft fairly new boat around Boston harbor.In big lettering on the boat's sides
 "Full  Cs"  and big decals of a pair of boobs
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		|  06-28-2011, 09:21 PM | #7 |  
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				 | The C Word would be my pick, stolen from the tv show Arrested Development. |  
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		|  06-30-2011, 02:17 AM | #8 |  
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				 | Growing up a friends family had a boat named "The Rights of Man"......always thought that was a good name...... |  
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		|  06-30-2011, 06:41 AM | #9 |  
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				 | I was hired to run a boat named Balloon Knot for two years....got more than a few strange, disgusted looks.....  |  
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		|  06-30-2011, 06:58 AM | #10 |  
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					Originally Posted by nightfighter  I was hired to run a boat named Balloon Knot for two years....got more than a few strange, disgusted looks.....  |  The Mumm 36 Pigs In Space had a sign on the back in Bermuda a few years ago that said "Wanted: Transatlantic crew wanted, inquire inside."    
And Circus lived up to its name.   |  
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		|  06-30-2011, 07:16 AM | #11 |  
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					Originally Posted by likwid  The Mumm 36 Pigs In Space had a sign on the back in Bermuda a few years ago that said "Wanted: Transatlantic crew wanted, inquire inside."    
And Circus lived up to its name.   |  Hey.... I was 21 when I ran Circus Maximus..... what did you expect? |  
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		|  06-30-2011, 09:02 AM | #12 |  
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					Originally Posted by nightfighter  Hey.... I was 21 when I ran Circus Maximus..... what did you expect? |  Well at least you knew the difference between boat time and party time.
 
I've run into a few lately that seem to think its party time 24/7. Ugh. |  
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		|  06-30-2011, 10:02 AM | #13 |  
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				 | Our boat is named Squid Pro Quo (my dad's an attorney). |  
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Conservatism is not about leaving people behind.  Conservatism is about empowering people to catch up, to give them tools at their disposal that make it possible for them to access all the hope, all the promise, all the opportunity that America offers. - Marco Rubio
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		|  07-01-2011, 09:02 AM | #14 |  
	| chathamblue30 
				 
				Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Middleboro Ma 
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				 | Years ago we used to see a boat around the Island with the name bass-hole some of these names truly are priceless. |  
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		|  07-01-2011, 11:20 AM | #15 |  
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				 | my buds boat is the c lapper thats too close for me........ |  
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		|  07-02-2011, 04:47 AM | #16 |  
	| Not Jack 
				 
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				 | chum guzzler |  
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		|  07-02-2011, 07:27 AM | #17 |  
	| silver nissan 
				 
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				 | fagawe: was the name of my fathers boat , some people here may not remember where that came from tho , kinda like where the( fug are we) |  
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		|  07-03-2011, 07:21 AM | #18 |  
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				 | B u c k i n g Foat |  
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		|  07-03-2011, 09:57 AM | #19 |  
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				 | Getter Wetter
 I might copyright that
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something clever and related to fishing
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		|  07-03-2011, 07:24 PM | #20 |  
	| chathamblue30 
				 
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				 | Getter wetter hahahahahaha |  
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		|  07-03-2011, 09:53 PM | #21 |  
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				 | Nauti Bouy
 knotty Bouy
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		|  07-04-2011, 08:58 AM | #22 |  
	| Old Guy 
				 
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				 | Go Below Me |  
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		|  07-05-2011, 11:15 AM | #23 |  
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				 | Cirrhosis of the River |  
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		|  07-18-2011, 07:45 PM | #24 |  
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		|  07-18-2011, 08:10 PM | #25 |  
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				 | Tie one on |  
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		|  07-19-2011, 05:33 AM | #26 |  
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				 | cookie duster
 (and have a big moostache under the name)
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something clever and related to fishing
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		|  07-19-2011, 06:53 AM | #27 |  
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				 | The boat I fish off is also ties one on. His name is Tyson so its TYS 1 ON |  
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		|  07-21-2011, 07:58 AM | #28 |  
	| Spot Preserver 
				 
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				 | There ia a commercial boat in Chatham called the TAINT.  Very visible from the observation desk.  The "Bearded Clam" also floats in those waters.
 Best I ever saw was a boat called "East Infection".
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		|  07-21-2011, 10:58 AM | #29 |  
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					Originally Posted by JackK  chum guzzler |  I saw a boat with that and couldn't believe it. |  
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		|  07-21-2011, 04:45 PM | #30 |  
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					Originally Posted by keeperreaper  "East Infection". |    
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