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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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01-03-2012, 05:40 PM
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Location: S. Easton
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You know your old when....
An apprentice says "Hey Mike can I bounce" and I'm looking at him like, WTF are you talking about. "dude, can I leave...."
Thought I was up on my slang, back to the urban dictionary.
Getting old is never fun......  |
"Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice." >> Yoda
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01-03-2012, 06:08 PM
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No Shorts On
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Bassachusetts
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Word!
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01-03-2012, 06:17 PM
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BuzzLuck
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Brockton
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You have an apprentice????  |
 Given the diversity of the human species, there is no “normal” human genome sequence. We are all mutants.
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01-03-2012, 06:19 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Easton, MA
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Mike, I'll get you all caught up on the younger kids slang when I see you.
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Conservatism is not about leaving people behind. Conservatism is about empowering people to catch up, to give them tools at their disposal that make it possible for them to access all the hope, all the promise, all the opportunity that America offers. - Marco Rubio
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01-03-2012, 08:09 PM
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Eels
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cape Cod,MA.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fishbones
Mike, I'll get you all caught up on the younger kids slang when I see you.
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Jon that's pretty "Solid"of you  |
Live bait sharp hooks and timing is all you need
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01-03-2012, 07:21 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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i'm surprised he didn't text you
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01-03-2012, 07:43 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: RI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by O.D. Mike
An apprentice says "Hey Mike can I bounce" and I'm looking at him like, WTF are you talking about. "dude, can I leave...."
Thought I was up on my slang, back to the urban dictionary.
Getting old is never fun...... |
Welcome to middle age   
Did your nephew or whatever he was string the guitar?
-spence |
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01-03-2012, 08:16 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: S. Easton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by spence
Welcome to middle age
Did your nephew or whatever he was string the guitar?
-spence |
He was so excited!!! My brother was going to download an app to tune the guitar, or something like that...
Thanks again!!! |
"Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice." >> Yoda
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01-03-2012, 09:07 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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when:
people call you "Sir"
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01-03-2012, 09:57 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: RI
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Quote:
Originally Posted by O.D. Mike
He was so excited!!! My brother was going to download an app to tune the guitar, or something like that...
Thanks again!!!
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Cool. It's really a decent sounding guitar when it's set up. I'm glad I had the new strings...that will help a lot.
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01-03-2012, 10:06 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
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I downloaded te guitar tuner app and it's awesome.
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He that would make his own liberty secure, must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty, he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself.
Thomas Paine
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01-04-2012, 09:24 AM
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Hardcore Equipment Tester
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Abington, MA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by O.D. Mike
He was so excited!!! My brother was going to download an app to tune the guitar, or something like that...
Thanks again!!!
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Tell him the GuitarJamz.com tuner is the BOMB  |
Bent Rods and Screaming Reels!
Spot NAZI
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01-04-2012, 11:58 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Back to C.Cod x'd Rangeley Me.
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When the sales clerk says...I think you'll qualify for senior discount.
Also,your fresh and saltwater licenses are FREE...
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01-04-2012, 01:08 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Mansfield, MA
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You old farts...
Mikey, looks like we need to hang out more often. I hope to have more time to fish in 2012.
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01-04-2012, 02:33 PM
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: Pembroke
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You should have thrown him off the roof, when he went splat ....answer was "No ,you can't bounce"...
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01-04-2012, 06:57 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: S. Easton
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Bumbles bounce
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"Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice." >> Yoda
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01-04-2012, 08:20 PM
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Join Date: May 2010
Location: South Central
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you know your old when you make a thread in the Grumpy Old Farts section of your online fishing forum titled, "you know your old when"  |
something clever and related to fishing
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01-04-2012, 08:23 PM
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Old Guy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mansfield, MA
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You fall asleep on the 1430 dc shuttle
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01-04-2012, 09:54 PM
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when you don't know the names or recognize a single person referred to as new stars.
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01-04-2012, 10:01 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Whitman,Ma.
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Or when you go to bed wondering if your gonna wake up
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I'm going where I'm going... 
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01-05-2012, 04:29 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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going grocery shopping is as good a work out as going to a gym
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01-05-2012, 05:40 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Between the thighs
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven
going grocery shopping is as good a work out as going to a gym
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add when your walking through the stop an shop and every third step you fart along with the rest of the Q tips doing their food shopping. |
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01-05-2012, 05:11 PM
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Old Guy
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mansfield, MA
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Fall asleep on the Acela doing 180 mph and then waking up because you gotta drain the hose
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01-09-2012, 07:54 AM
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Location: Cumberland,RI
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You know you're ....uh what was the question?
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Saltheart
Custom Crafted Rods by Saltheart
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01-09-2012, 06:33 PM
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when
you decide to sale around the world
An American sailor rescued in the remote South Pacific isn't ruling out another effort to navigate
alone around the tip of South America.
After all, he's tried only six times now to achieve the feat, and he's just 84 years old.
Quote:"Age means nothing. What is important is that you are alive, so I don't worry about numbers.
I worry about life. That, I think, is more important,"
SAID:-> Thomas Louis Corogin Monday after the Chilean navy brought him to shore.
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01-09-2012, 07:31 PM
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Moderator
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you know your getting old when something that you swear happened 3 months ago really happened 2 YEARS ago! Doh! (btw i have done this several times in the past week alone... ) |
Simplify.......
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01-09-2012, 09:18 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
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Jenn, you forgot SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fast ><><><
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ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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01-09-2012, 08:44 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Bourne MA
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you know you re old when you sit at the bar next to a chick and say to her "do I come here often?'
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01-09-2012, 03:53 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Rhode Island
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When you see someone your own age with a significantly younger woman and you think the guy is a perv.
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01-09-2012, 04:33 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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I had to laugh....i was just watching the show about the pickers
searchin the southern barns for stuff to re sell
well this time they brought along his Nephew who got into
bidding with the old timer and did quite well actually
well afterwards he says....
I don't think it's as hard as my uncle makes it out to be
they are JUST LIKE.................................... OLD (ha ha ha ha)
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