Things Baseball Can Do Without

[Joe]

I was watching the Ken Burns documentary, and their was quote read aloud as from the 1940's or 50's about how baseball was a constant in the lives of Americans, something that no one was protesting or clamoring about for its change or eradication. But that was 50 or 60 years ago, and things have changed extraneous to the game since then - things that the game would be better off without in my opinion.
Singing God Bless America: Not to be anti-patriotic, but the national anthem at the start of the game is sufficient. If fans want to sing, it should be spontaneous. Officially stopping everything and asking everyone to rise for another patriotic song in the 7th interrupts the natural flow of the game.
Home Run Fireworks: No. If the hitting of the home run isn't enough fireworks for you - then watch Ultimate Fighting.
Naming Rights To Stadiums: The naming of a stadium should reflect something more than who was the high bidder.
Cheerleaders Cheerleaders are for football games.
Fountains the one in Kansas City sometimes causes mist to blow into the field of play. The thing they built in Miami...what is it?
Obnoxious Mascots: They draw the eye away from the game and show players up publicly. Or they go down slides, or they have little races. I like the Phillies, but that enormous Philly Fanatic should not be on top of the dugout gesturing about - its distracting to the fans, and an unfair advantage to the home team.
Waving Towels Cheer. Clap. That's enough. Those teams seem to always end up crying in the towels anyway.
Tropicana Field It's garbage. If you can't build the right kind of park, you should not be granted a franchise.
Using Football Fields Sorry Oakland, but your stadium is an embarrassment and there's way too much foul area.
Ball Attendant Girls Who Look Like Monday Night Strippers The camera panning over so we can all watch a tartlet bend over again, and again? It cheapens the game.
Bull Pens Should Be Enclosed Put the bullpens off the field of play and enclosed, like a pen - you cheap, greedy owner.
Hills In The Outfield? Hey, Houston....There should only be one hill, and it's in the center of the diamond.