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Old 10-04-2012, 09:45 AM   #1
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quick funny story

100% true story
my 8yr old son is an animal nut, reads every book, chases bugs, lizards, spiders etc. He uses my ipad and seaches for all kinds of animals and looks at the google images. he does this for hours. So last night he is looking at images of turtles. Next thing I hear hear is "Eww, gross" as he runs to show his sister the screen. I go look and there is a pic of a few dozen naked women in hard hats and chainsaws cutting down trees. I go what where you searching for?
He answers, "beavers"

I almost dropped dead from laughing. gotta love the internet

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Old 10-04-2012, 10:03 AM   #2
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I remember when my son was doing a search for Sperm Whales

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I am a cat lover and wanted to change my monitor screen wallpaper to a suitable cat , preferably one that looked like my own.

This was at work which has a zero tolerance policy for "inappropriate use of the computer system".

So without a thought I type into the search engine...cat pictures.

You can guess the rest. I think there were 38,000 links listed!

Now you have to keep tabs on your son. Won't be long before he's searching for more "beaver" pics.

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Old 10-04-2012, 12:49 PM   #4
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Time to adjust the search settings filters. and when looking for sporting goods make sure you put in #^&#^&#^&#^&ssportinggoods.com ..not just #^&#^&#^&#^&s.com, you can imagine what that search revealed.

Does your incessant whining make you feel better? How about you just shut the hell up and suck it up? It's a fishing forum , so please just stop.
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Old 10-04-2012, 01:09 PM   #5
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Time to adjust the search settings filters. and when looking for sporting goods make sure you put in #^&#^&#^&#^&ssportinggoods.com ..not just #^&#^&#^&#^&s.com, you can imagine what that search revealed.
i bet it goes to fishbones home page.

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Many a Dallas Cowboys fan is in shock when they go to cowboys.com these days....

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Many a Dallas Cowboys fan is in shock when they go to cowboys.com these days....
What! and i thought my wife was just trying to get up to speed on the local sports teams!

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i bet it goes to fishbones home page.
Now that was just mean.


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Many a Dallas Cowboys fan is in shock when they go to cowboys.com these days....
THAT IS TOO FUNNY! Tony Romo should be the spokesman! (doesn't look like we have an emoticon for that...)

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Time to adjust the search settings filters. and when looking for sporting goods make sure you put in #^&#^&#^&#^&ssportinggoods.com ..not just #^&#^&#^&#^&s.com, you can imagine what that search revealed.
reminds of something that happened to me. i was looking at wheels online for me jeep, 15'' #^&#^&#^&#^& Cepek ones. now i ahd multiple tabs open, and when i left that tab, the title was 15'' #^&#^&#^&#^&. I still get crap for that one

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LOL. Good one.

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