reading about our little swimmers as they so aptly put it...
"Quote": A study presented at the American Society for Reproductive Medicine in Boston this week, and published in the journal
Fertility and Sterility, suggests that processed meat intake is linked to poorer semen quality, and
fish is linked to better semen quality.
you Don't say.... hmmmm 
part 2.)
Regarding fish, it seemed that men who ate more dark meat fish - such as salmon, bluefish and tuna - had higher total sperm count; more white meat fish - such as cod and halibut - was associated with normally-shaped sperm.
The researchers only looked at associations, not causes. It is unclear whether processed meat actually causes changes in sperm, or if it does, how that would happen. It's possible men who eat more processed meat have an unhealthier diet overall, which could affect their semen. Same goes for fish intake and sperm; researchers don't know what about fish may benefit the littler swimmers.
"There might be something else going on, but we’re not sure what it is,"
So for the ADVANCE-ment of Science and to IMPROVE the reproductive Qualities of your "Little Swimmers" you must
head on out even ONTO ICE with some Nips and bring your
filet's with hopes of obtaining MORE to be a perfectly responsible MAN
HAHAHAHAHAha
