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| Grumpy Old Pharts Board Gerritol, Ex-Lax, Immodium, Bad Breath - all requirements for the Grumpy Board |
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10-30-2003, 05:44 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
Posts: 8,484
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he gave me the finger....
saw the doctor for physical today...I feel so cheap and dirty...a lesson in humility..  |
Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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10-30-2003, 05:59 PM
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Really Old & Really Grumpy
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: not a clue
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shore it was a finger  |
BOAT fish do count.
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10-30-2003, 06:03 PM
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Shorts and Sandals
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: southeastern mass
Posts: 597
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Did he have both of his hands on your shoulders?
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10-30-2003, 06:23 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
Posts: 8,484
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 its not funny..i'm grumpin |
Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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10-30-2003, 07:48 PM
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I need spring!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Weymouth, MA
Posts: 1,213
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Did he at least buy you dinner first?
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10-30-2003, 08:11 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,945
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*cough*
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10-30-2003, 08:12 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 5,945
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seriously though, us ol' gumps gotta do it, goes with the age  |
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10-30-2003, 08:42 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Bedford, NH
Posts: 626
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Wait 'til they stuff the camcorder up there. Nothing like watching your colon on TV.
So you're not surprised, "You may feel a little bit of pressure" is their way of saying that you'll be aired up to 35 PSI.
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10-30-2003, 09:01 PM
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Shorts and Sandals
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: southeastern mass
Posts: 597
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Yea your right Karl, colonoscopy(sp) saved my sorry arse!
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10-31-2003, 05:52 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: maine
Posts: 69
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my docs are terrified of me,why i dunno,guess knokkin one out once had somethin ta do with it.the batard shoulda told me first,i telllem now wait till im on deck and under the knife so i dont know.i bet tags doc sniffed his finger too.......  |
NRA Millenium Honor Roll Member 6984858*
Grampa To All
Do A Kid A favor,take'm fishin'
Plugs Not Drugs.
Recovering Salmon And Trout Fiend.
Kennebec River Ratz Patrol Leader
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10-31-2003, 08:30 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Quincy
Posts: 4,145
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EWWWW!!!!!!!!
When I complain about having that checked, he says....
"It ain't so great for me either"
Lay on your left side, I'm right handed...... |
~..~..~.. ><((((º>
Things done at the last possible minute are done with the greatest possible information. Procrastination is, therefore, the most efficient means of doing things.
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10-31-2003, 09:01 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 381
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Ah the steel eel.
Had mine done this year - all O.K.
I was asleep though, NO Way I would be awake for that.
Cool video though', yous guys want me to post it?
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10-31-2003, 01:01 PM
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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Tagger I never knew You swang both ways |
Pro Tool Club....
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10-31-2003, 03:44 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
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you might feel some pressure ! pressure is like PAIN as is discomfort . come on tell me the truth so I dont threaten your life while you have your arm engulfed in my rectum .
its just not you old guys , Im not old and have had it done a couple times in the last 6 years . maybe my doc must like the stink finger . I do know he has never put both hands on my shoulder while doing his test . that will be the last thing he does !
its an out hole . thats why its tapers the way it does .
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10-31-2003, 04:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Quincy
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Quote:
Originally posted by chris L
its an out hole . thats why its tapers the way it does .
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LMFAO.....  |
~..~..~.. ><((((º>
Things done at the last possible minute are done with the greatest possible information. Procrastination is, therefore, the most efficient means of doing things.
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10-31-2003, 04:37 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
Posts: 8,484
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Quote:
Originally posted by bassmaster
Tagger I never knew You swang both ways
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I don't... ask my doctor !!! they can tell if cherrys gone... How about u loose lucy??? bet u would back into it wife makes me go ...I'm glad its over..  |
Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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10-31-2003, 05:17 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Here and There Seasonally
Posts: 5,985
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Sure is hard to act all non-chalant with that going on in the back-yard. Sports talk is awful difficult with your teeth gritted and making sparks. Still, I wouldn't want his job...
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10-31-2003, 11:07 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Warwick RI,02889
Posts: 11,786
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THe finger lead to a biospy that lead to surgery that lead to diapers & a d/d////////
four back door videos tooooooooo
be happy dude ///   |
ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE !!!
MIKE
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11-01-2003, 05:08 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Maine
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And you were laughing when I had to go a couple of months ago. Look at the bright side...you are at the age where you should go every year.
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11-01-2003, 04:55 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
Posts: 8,484
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Oh yea ...was funnier when u went.. .... |
Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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11-04-2003, 09:31 AM
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Dave's Guide Service
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Cape Cod
Posts: 7,557
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Tagger , wait till You see the plug Dave is sending Me
sucker............................................ .
cruzin by barter town brought back memorys
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Pro Tool Club....
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11-04-2003, 03:07 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
Posts: 8,484
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you went to Barter Town without telling me ?..  I would have met u and bought u greasy burger .  ...Dave Who ?? better not be Surfster .. Next time your in Barter Town let me know or eles..  |
Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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11-05-2003, 08:17 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Rochester, NH
Posts: 202
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Old Memory
1. Friend was a medic in Army.
2. Soldier came in for a procto exam
3. Friend hide behind curtain in room
4. Doctor inserted procto in 'the place'
5. Put one hand on guys left shoulder
6. Friend reached out and put hand on right shoulder
7. Doctor started humming 'Freight Train, Freight Train, Go So Fast'
Rest of story went so fast it's impossible to relate.
Ole Sarge
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The Ole Sarge
RC&SU (Rude Crude & Socially Unacceptable)
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
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11-05-2003, 05:31 PM
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Hydro Orientated Lures
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Brockton,Ma
Posts: 8,484
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whats up Doc ? My finger.  |
Belcher Goonfoock (retired)
(dob 4-21-07)
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11-05-2003, 07:00 PM
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zoom
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Quincy
Posts: 4,145
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Doc...
"OK time for your r@cal exam"
Patient
"Don't you think you should at least buy me dinner first?"
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~..~..~.. ><((((º>
Things done at the last possible minute are done with the greatest possible information. Procrastination is, therefore, the most efficient means of doing things.
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11-05-2003, 10:35 PM
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Team Sea Monkey
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Quincy Ma.
Posts: 625
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Hey VAN did they put you on the rack and greese you like a truck.
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" You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a Sea Monkey."
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