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A pirate walks into a bar
A pirate walks into a bar..
He's dressed just as you would expect a pirate to be dressed, ya know, ruffly shirt, peg leg, eye patch and other attire associated with swash buckling, pillaging and the like. The only thing is he has a boat steering wheel stuck on his "fishing rod" get my drift? (JohnR I'm trying to be family friendly)
Anyway... he walks up to the bar and says "bartender pour me a whiskey tall with no ice." The bartender turns to him with the glass and says "doesn't that steering wheel bother you?"
And the pirate says "Arrrr it drives me nuts!"
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