why men die first!

[tlapinski]

WHY MEN DIE FIRST

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries......but,now we know.

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protecther from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay......you should get
off your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her......that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet......it's male indifference.
If you cry......you're a wimp.
If you don't......you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her......you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy...... that's domination.
If she asks you......it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert..
If you don't......you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape......you're sexist.
If you don't......you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape......you're vain.
If you don't......you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers......you're after something.
If you don't.......you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements......you're full of yourself.
If you don't.......you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache......she's tired.
If you have a headache......you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often......you're oversexed.
If you don't......there must be someone else.

Men die first because they want to.