Got Bopped In Da Head With A Fryin' Pan

[fishweewee]

why she do dat?

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[Jenn]

wee wee tell me you didnt buy instant ocean JUST to see how the plugs float??????

[fishweewee]

Originally posted by Jenn
wee wee tell me you didnt buy instant ocean JUST to see how the plugs float??????

At least YOU understand.

[Jenn]

[fishweewee]

[Crafty Angler]

Jeez, FWW, I dunno -

I keep my live eels (which Mrs Crafty isn't exactly nuts about) in a large cooler with an air pump on our brick patio and a few years back I had a couple of escapees.

One of 'em ended up under the wrought iron table where my wife sits to read and - yup, you guessed it - she found it by putting her bare foot on it. I'll bet you could hear the shreiking in Jamestown.

I haven't seen that kind of reaction outta the old girl since I pulled a 4 foot conger out of a bag in the kitchen to show her what I'd caught at the Castle Hill Light.

[fishweewee]

Crafty - only thing worse is to lose a live eel in the wife's car during a hot summer day. That earned me the roller pin treatment.

[Crafty Angler]

Yeah,FWW, I'm surprised my wife didn't react any worse than she did after scaring the bejeeezuz outta her -

She actually had dinner ready for me when I got home that night -
hot tongue and cold shoulder

[capesams]

can ya hear the ocean breakin on the beach with that stuff

[fishweewee]

I can.

[bloocrab]

Originally posted by Crafty Angler
...hot tongue and cold shoulder...

good one chuck -

[pops02]

wee wee, the same thing happened to my brother one day, lost an eel in the wifeys car, she smelled it 2 days later, i think it still stinking up the eel mobile

[UserRemoved1]

wee wee you are WHACKED

I like it

[Surfster]

Ya gotta use da baff tub! The sink is not deep enough to see if the needles will sink. They might go arse down and touch the bottom before you know if they will sink slow. Same for big plugs.
Fill the tub with water then stir in a box of Kosher salt to better simulate bouancy in the ocean. (sand ,green food dye and sea shells are your option).
Close the door and pretend your sick. Keep a glass of water on the sink and when you hear footsteps getting close just trickle it into the crapper. Could even keep a few water soaked toilet paper wads to drop in there while to grunt heavy then sigh!

"plunk,plunk...ahhh"

Or add both at the same time to simulate the flu (Eeww!)
They will then leave you to your science. They won't even be near the door when you try to leave with your plugs!

[Clammer]

CHit my wife would think that was a blessing -compared to some of the things I<ve done around the house =========with this fishin addication/////////////


years ago I did have a old chevy station wagon ==============went all over the state,all night long chasing buckies , @$#$^%^ water coming from everywhere, Got stopped in E/G around to In the morning =water pouring out the back, the doors everywhere==the cop was speechlesss
well I guess a few buckies got out & under /or in cracks & corner====that I never did find them =But the smell@$%^&*#@$%^&&$%^& real ==========took the plates off & left the car on the side of the road========called the junk man

[fishweewee]

Originally posted by Surfster
Ya gotta use da baff tub! The sink is not deep enough to see if the needles will sink. They might go arse down and touch the bottom before you know if they will sink slow. Same for big plugs.
Fill the tub with water then stir in a box of Kosher salt to better simulate bouancy in the ocean. (sand ,green food dye and sea shells are your option).

Tried that already and got caught. Got very dirty look. Like "I'm gonna have you committed to the funny farm" dirty look. Then there was the time I used her bath salts and then she really hit the roof.

[Christian]

gimmmme.

[fishweewee]

Now I'm being ho'd too.

[Mike P]

Geez, Ben, just go to Wally World and buy a 20 gallon aquarium.

[fishweewee]

Originally posted by Mike P
Geez, Ben, just go to Wally World and buy a 20 gallon aquarium.

And just where do you think the missus will let me keep that?

[Mike P]

Hmmm---I guess the bigger concern is where she might try to put it

[Christian]

gimmme

[Gloucester2]

Originally posted by Christian
gimmme

Ain't it past your bedtime

[fishweewee]

Originally posted by Christian
gimmme

[Nebe]

Outa site, outa mind... give them to me, and soon youll forget all your problems......and of course I'll fish them so they dont feel so lonely

[C-5 CC]

ya know...after reading all of this....i don't feel quite as humiliated for being caught standing in our livingroom (at midnight the day after x-mas) fully dressed and geared up for a night of cold weather fishing at the cape. I mean i had almost everything i would have needed but the rod and reel. new waders from cabelas, korker 5000's from the inlaws(and, yes, I had them fully strapped on), aquaskinz hurricane from my parents, belt w/ assorted accessories, cold weater gloves, head lighter, crappy homemade plugbag, all of the necessary layers underneath...the works! I wanted to see of my mobility was still pretty good w all of that on. (BTW the aquaskinz is awesome...not at all restricting) well..... You should have seen the look on the wife's face as he hit bottom step of the stairs and looked up, rubbing her eyes...she said she heard a clunking noise while sleeping (it might have been me walking around on the old pine floors w/ the korkers) all she said was, "YOU ARE A SICK INDIVIDUAL" and turned around to go back up the stairs.
it's a good thing she relies on my paycheck to pay the bills and feed the urchins...otherwise I think she would have had me committed a long time ago.
Brandon

[Christian]

the one in the very back looks like it floats just the way they and i like it. gimme.

[Christian]

nice above avatar note thingy

[Christian]

VICTORY