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StriperTalk! All things Striper |
View Poll Results: Have you ever told a "fish" story?
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I have lied about the size
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I have lied about the place where I caught it
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All three of the above
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I never lie unless asked a question
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03-10-2004, 08:18 PM
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#1
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got gas?
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,716
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Liars Club
Have you ever lied about fishing for stripers?
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03-10-2004, 08:26 PM
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Fishing Chauffeur
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: raynham mass
Posts: 2,227
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wouldnt be fishing
without a fishtale 
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03-10-2004, 08:27 PM
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#3
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Cranberry Coast Gateway 2 Cape Cod
Posts: 4,143
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fishermen lie? 
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" Happy as a clam at high tide "
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03-10-2004, 08:54 PM
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#4
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M.S.B.A.
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: I live in the Villiage of Hyannis in the Town of Barnstable in the Commonwealth of MA
Posts: 2,795
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A few years ago Captain Mike (ave maria) and I used to lie so much no one ever beleived us
Now we just tell the truth and no one beleives us
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"It is impossible to complain and to achieve at the same time"--Basic Patrick (on a good day)
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03-10-2004, 08:56 PM
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#5
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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03-10-2004, 09:02 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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I've been known to fib a little. 
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F-18®
It IsWhat It Is
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03-10-2004, 09:04 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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F-18, thats a lie! 
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Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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03-10-2004, 09:05 PM
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Finally
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: FL
Posts: 7,181
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You caught me BF. and stop hijacking. 
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F-18®
It IsWhat It Is
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03-10-2004, 09:13 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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I fish, therefore I lie  ...
But I'm much better now. 
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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03-10-2004, 09:48 PM
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Authoritaah
Join Date: May 2003
Location: attleboro MA
Posts: 574
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u know the saying
"all fishermen are liars except for me and you, and I'm not so sure about you" 
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Is it good, or is it Sofa King good?
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03-10-2004, 10:02 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: somerville and hyannis
Posts: 342
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its an illness
fishing pox..
i read about it somewhere that it causes you to lie to everyone..
and make secret phone calls to other sufferers during fishing
season..
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I heard somewhere that piping plover is indian for "tastes like chicken" ..
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03-10-2004, 10:22 PM
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future poacher nabber
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Fall River, Mass (Fal Reev)
Posts: 44
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fishtales???
heehee..lieing about fishing, uhh...yeah i uh always, i mean never, unless maybe this one time....but that doesn't count..it was a choggie! no really it was! and anyways,,what fisherman asks anouther if he lies, then what we we talk about when we were  lol oh yeah,,,i love this site..new kid on the block!
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hmmmm...beeerrr
screaming drag = happiness
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03-10-2004, 10:26 PM
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#13
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got gas?
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,716
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I thought I was the only bull#^^^^&ter, I guess I have some company as I read this post under the shadow thrown by my pair of twin 50 cows that I had mounted I caught both of them on a single treble hook on my meps spiiner lure....
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03-10-2004, 10:27 PM
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#14
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got gas?
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 1,716
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did I mention that they were siamese twins, stuck together at the gill plate. I will post a picutre as soon as I can find my camera, you see L lent it to someone.
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03-10-2004, 11:21 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 914
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where did you catch that striper? the ocean. that is even a lie. 
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03-11-2004, 01:09 AM
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#16
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 4,716
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Please, if you don't lie.....learn how to!
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03-11-2004, 08:42 AM
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Team Sea Monkey
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Quincy Ma.
Posts: 625
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Just the location.
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" You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a Sea Monkey."
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03-11-2004, 08:47 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Georgetown MA
Posts: 18,203
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WHAT!!!! You guys lie. All this time I took everything you guys said as Gospel.
I feel Dissillusioned and Violated 
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03-11-2004, 08:56 AM
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Team Sea Monkey
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Quincy Ma.
Posts: 625
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It sounds like we as fishermen and Women should have some Ethics. Is lying ok? Is Lying part of ethics? So if the answer is yes, when we teach our kids to fish we should also have them join the liars club? 
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" You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a Sea Monkey."
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03-11-2004, 09:01 AM
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Team Sea Monkey
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Quincy Ma.
Posts: 625
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Just tossing a bomb.
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" You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a Sea Monkey."
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03-11-2004, 09:57 AM
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M.S.B.A.
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: I live in the Villiage of Hyannis in the Town of Barnstable in the Commonwealth of MA
Posts: 2,795
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Ask a Stupid Question....get an ethical answer...
OH yeah, Moose, Sea Monkeys have ethics...buy a round
and its Captain Basic now buddy 
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"It is impossible to complain and to achieve at the same time"--Basic Patrick (on a good day)
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03-11-2004, 10:43 AM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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You say "nice fish" and I won't lie to you.
Ask where I caught it and I probably forgot the exact location 
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“It’s not up to the courts to invent new minorities that get special protections,” Antonin Scalia
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03-11-2004, 12:56 PM
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DDG-51
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 3,550
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I don't lie, but I don't define very well either.
"got some keepers in Mass bay"
"fish hitting in the north river"
"I did not have sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky"
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03-11-2004, 01:11 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: 4 hours from my favorite place
Posts: 5,366
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I am a horrible liar and I know this. So I dont lie....I try my best to answer the question truthfully but the trick it to tell it as vaguely as possible!!!!
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03-11-2004, 07:15 PM
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#25
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 936
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I don't lie I just don't tell the full story!
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Canalratt1
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03-11-2004, 07:23 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
Posts: 23,392
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The only thing I lie about is when I tell you I don't lie!  Honestly, on occasion, I will fib about a location to someone who I believe to be a real yahoo! For the most part, I am pretty forthcoming to people who give me the same deal. Always lie at the b & t when I weigh in about location though, don't want it to get into print even though someone rolled me on a location not too long ago! 
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Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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03-11-2004, 08:00 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: South County
Posts: 1,070
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I don't even tell the women I love where I'm catching. She might bump into someone in the market the next day, and I don't want her to have to lie. So I don't tell her. After every lunar cycle I give her a month update of how I did and where I fished and with what. I present it to her in two forms: one is quantitative, written in tabulation on the computer, with catch-per-unit-of effort(CPU) graphes; and the other is an qualitative written account, which she can read in the tub, if she likes. I love her but I would hate for her to talk to someone knowing full well that I caught a keeper the night before at the Light on a rigged eel. The burden would be too much for her to bear.
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03-11-2004, 08:15 PM
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#28
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Cranston
Posts: 1,029
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"Liar's Club"
I said," You Lie,Your Feet Stink, and You Don't Love Jesus!"
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03-12-2004, 04:24 PM
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#29
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2000
Posts: 1,195
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Absolutely,
Like canalratt said, sometimes you just don't tell the whole truth. If that's lying, I do it all the time.
And it depends on the parties involved... if I'm sittin' in my honey-hole and someone comes by and asks, "you ever get anything here" ... am I going to say "yes, I get 'em here all the time, usually big ones and this is what I use."
I'd be a pretty big idiot to do that. I'd probably say,"I get 'em here from time to time"... or something like that.
But if someone I know comes along, I'd probably give some more details.
But as far as numbers and size, I don't see alot of point in that.
So I pretty much lie downward... or lie to protect a spot. I don't lie upward to try and make myself look better. I'm not trying to impress anyone.
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