Priceless

[Newboater]

Kaz wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Kaz looks around the room as sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.


He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"


So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a
hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.


Kaz asks,"Son, what happened last night?"


His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 AM, drunk
and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when
you stumbled into the door."


Confused, Kaz asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"


His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the
bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"


A self-induced hangover - $100.00


Broken furniture - $200.00


Breakfast - $10.00


Saying the right thing - PRICELESS