If liberals ruled the country
New headlines for the year 2035
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California
White minorities still trying to have english recognized as California's third language.
Spotted owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock
Baby conceived naturally... Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
France pleads for global help after being overtaken by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 112... Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
postal service raises price of first class stamp to $17.99 and reduces mail delivery to Tuesdays only.
35 year study: Diet and exercise is key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative, President Clinton suspends corpral punishment, says the public school system will assure that no child will ever think freely again unless they are liberal thoughts.
Supreme court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted fro refusing to have sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%
Russia tells the U.S. to abandon there communist ways or they will be forced to start a new cold war.
Florida Democrats still don't know how to use a voting machine.
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