Democrat Humor
The Robot Bartender
There was a new bar in town that everyone was talking about because it had a robot-bartender.
A man walked in to see this for himself. He sat at the bar and sure enough, a robot was bartending. The man ordered a drink, and the robot asked him what his IQ was.
The man replied that his IQ was 150. So the robot began discussing nuclear physics, hydrogen power cells, and the current state of the global atmosphere.
The man was amazed. He had to see how good this robot really was. He left the bar and came right back in and sat at the bar. Again, the robot asked him for his IQ.
This time the man replied "100." So the robot discussed football, basketball, and the proper way to grill a steak.
The man left and came back in for a third time. This time he told the robot that his IQ was 50.
The robot replied: "So, are you democrats really going to vote for Kerry?"
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