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Please Welcome Jimbo
As a full fledged member of the Bombardier family!
Qualifications for membership include:
#1) Holiday Mayhem
#2) Needing to cook for the aforementioned Mayhem
#3) Kids with mono
#4) Last minute disappearing guests
#5) Crazy stories
#6) Balding (I can't really remember, I'm embelleshing)
#7) Embelleshing on crazy stories
#8) Spending money on free range turkeys (I can't believe you beat me to this one, I've been tellling people for years not to buy frozen turkeys. I hope you noticed the difference)
#9) Turkey brining (and not being easily defeated when he couldn't find juniper berries...I hear he harvested them from the wild!) Us Bomba's be mad hunters and gatherers!
In short, no matter what crazy, mad-cap debacles that befell our newfound brother, I believe he learned the greatest lesson of all...No holiday dinner will ever, I MEAN EVER, taste as good as what you had to eat today!
I'm tippin am Altimura 2000 Cab for ya right now, homie! You did well in the face of adversity!
Only problem is, everybody gonna want you to cook now for them...FOREVER!!!
That means everybody!
You did well Bubbah!
Later,
Rick
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