What has been your most bizarre dream?

[fishweewee]

Few dreams make a lasting impression in the waking hours.

Last night, I had this really screwed up dream.

I was somewhere, and I sat down to detach my head from my body to straighten something on my head out (must have been a gnat crawling around or a scalp zit or something). Somebody was blowing air down my torso to keep me breathing. I put my head back on and then...

I woke up.

Is this f***ed up or what?