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12-20-2004, 09:31 AM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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Worst Christmas Songs!
Here are a few standouts for me, and I love Christmas music...but these are the worst! 
1. Jingle Bells by Barbara Streisand 
2. Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer by Neil Diamond 
3. Frosty The Snowman by Leon Redbone and Dr. John 
These versions of these classic tunes are the most nauseating Christmas ditties to come down the pike in quite awhile! 
Can anyone add to the list?  |
Almost time to get our fish on!!! 
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12-20-2004, 09:36 AM
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Dude,
Barbara Streisand is just plain nauseating, never mind her music!  |
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12-20-2004, 09:43 AM
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all of them !
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12-20-2004, 09:45 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
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ANY xmas music drives me over the edge.
They start playing it at Thanksgiving, I litterally want to put a five pound maul thru my radio if I change the channel more than once and still find that chit playing.
Thankfully there is one staion around hear playing nothing but heavy metal... mellows me out a bit.
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12-20-2004, 09:51 AM
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Registered User
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my thoughts exactly Karl ! maybe if they wouldnt start with the music so early in the year . maybe I could deal with it . Nevermind carrolers ! I actually feel sorry for them after I close my front door on them . I hold back nothing !
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12-20-2004, 10:19 AM
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BigFish Bait Co.
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Hanover
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Make fun of Dominic The Christmas Donkey and you die! |
Almost time to get our fish on!!!
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12-20-2004, 11:40 AM
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Let's Rock!
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Wareham, MA
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OK Bigfish......but if you didn't say that, that was first on my list. |
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12-20-2004, 12:06 PM
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Jiggin' Leper Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2000
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The Twelve Days of Christmas, by anyone. By the time they get to the 6 geese a-laying, I'm ready to hang myself.
The barking dogs' Jingle Bells blows, too.
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer 
That sappy one, where the kid's out looking for a pair of shoes for momma to wear to heaven to meet Jesus? Yup, that really gets you in the holiday spirit like nothing else 
There's a CW one, where daddy shows up at his ex's house drunk as a skunk, and gets into a fight with momma's new boyfriend Ray---Daddy Can't Stay or something like that. Nothing like a good ol'-fashioned white trash Christmas, I always say |
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12-20-2004, 12:24 PM
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#1 Plug Building Supply
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by fishweewee
Dude,
Barbara Streisand is just plain nauseating, never mind her music!
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I will second that! She makes me .. |
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12-20-2004, 01:11 PM
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Let's Rock!
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I don't mean to rub anyone the wrong way......but the Beach Boys shouldn't sing Christmas Songs....something about Santa surfing that just doesn't fly with me.  |
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12-20-2004, 02:16 PM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
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BigFish got runover by the Pantsman...
Coming home from Macs house Christmas eve...
They say there's no such friekin thing as Santa...
But....
Someone want to finish it?
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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12-20-2004, 02:18 PM
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Also known as OAK
Join Date: Apr 2003
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As for me and JohnR, we believe....
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Bryan
Originally Posted by #^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&#^&
"For once I agree with Spence. UGH. I just hope I don't get the urge to go start buying armani suits to wear in my shop"
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12-20-2004, 11:28 PM
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Inhaling Paint Fumes
Join Date: Dec 2003
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Quote:
Originally posted by BigFish
Make fun of Dominic The Christmas Donkey and you die!
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bigfish im sorry...
Last edited by MrsSFrances; 12-20-2004 at 11:38 PM..
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12-20-2004, 11:53 PM
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BigFish Bait Co.
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Mrs.SF...you are a dead man....errrr...  woman! 
Pretty funny! |
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12-21-2004, 12:01 AM
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Inhaling Paint Fumes
Join Date: Dec 2003
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photoshop magic 
the first time i heard that song, i almost fell off my chair laughing...but they palyed it soooo much i wanted to kill that damn donkey
and that would be a dead WOMAN! last time i checked i was still a lady.... |
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12-21-2004, 08:20 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Narragansett, RI
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Oh the song's not that bad . . .
who'm I kidding? of course it is |
-Brendan
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12-21-2004, 09:37 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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ALL CHRISTMAS SONGS ARE THE WORST!!!  |
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12-21-2004, 04:27 PM
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Team Sea Monkey
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" You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a Sea Monkey."
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12-22-2004, 08:04 PM
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Me singing " I'll be home for Christmas" I might break mirrors but it will bring tears to your eye's
Later Link Sr.  |
" Happy as a clam at high tide "
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12-22-2004, 09:22 PM
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Registered User
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I heard a Doors christmas song today, not sure the name of the song,
but it was funny as hell!!!
Anyone know the name of it?
It was a few Doors songs mixed together with the words changed for christmas!!! FUNNY AS HELL!!!
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LETS GO BRANDON
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12-23-2004, 07:21 AM
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Moderator
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that song is the best Ronnie
I dont know who does it but it aint the doors |
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12-23-2004, 07:26 AM
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Seal Control
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Caver, Ma.
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I avoid the xmas music at all cost!! Thats why I have a 6 CD changer!! |
"All my friends are Flakes!!"
BOATLESS 
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12-23-2004, 08:36 AM
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Super Moderator
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Quote:
Originally posted by Raider Ronnie
I heard a Doors christmas song today, not sure the name of the song,
but it was funny as hell!!!
Anyone know the name of it?
It was a few Doors songs mixed together with the words changed for christmas!!! FUNNY AS HELL!!!
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I think the group that made it is called the Wisemen. Heard it the other day and thought it was hysterical
"PRANCER"
"Yes Santa"
"I want to Kill You"
"Donner, I want to.....OhYeah Come on yeah"
That was a riot. |
"If you're arguing with an idiot, make sure he isn't doing the same thing."
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12-24-2004, 06:13 PM
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Team Sea Monkey
Join Date: Jul 2002
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" You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it a Sea Monkey."
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12-24-2004, 06:34 PM
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Registered User
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I thought for sure that was the Doors doing that song!!!!
Thanks for the link Fred!
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LETS GO BRANDON
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