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10-24-2001, 10:17 PM
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Bass Whacker
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NJ
Posts: 773
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We are coming to stomp your LARGE!
Me,CharlieM, and another Jersey nutcase are preparing to invade a rocky outcropping near Watch Hill this Friday thru Sunday. We promise we will not harm the LARGE in any way, we only want to play a little tug O' war with them and let them taste our deeeelicious eels that we are bringing for them. If anybody wants to join us, shoot me a PM for the details, the more the merrier, but BM cant come along for we fear for our plugs.  |
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Originally Posted by Mike P
August 29--a date that lives in striper infamy.  |
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10-24-2001, 10:31 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Seaside Heights, NJ
Posts: 135
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And DaveS, we know Joisey Eels taste the best. Good luck hunting for Large. I'll be stuck with the little guys here in the Garden State... That's if I can find them...
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Berkeley Striper Club.. Seaside Park, NJ
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10-25-2001, 05:34 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Portsmouth RI
Posts: 2,176
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BM, wanna go for a little ride to the south? 
I know where they will hide! |
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10-25-2001, 05:42 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: ma
Posts: 762
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No need for the PM we will find YA
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10-25-2001, 07:15 AM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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...Sowweee....foe da distubin' news....but all the Lodge have made reza-vations else whe-ya....
....  and eyes ain't tellin'......
...nah nah 
/// he're fishkey fishkey......come to crabby  |
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10-25-2001, 07:43 AM
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Bass Whacker
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NJ
Posts: 773
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UUGGHHH!! Now I'm gonna have to fish with my night-vision goggles on and break out my Special Ops Stealth waders. I will leave toe-popper mines and trip flares along our ingress route to warn us of potential plug ho's. |
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Originally Posted by Mike P
August 29--a date that lives in striper infamy. |
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10-25-2001, 07:56 AM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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Dave, LOL
It will just ake us a little longer to sneak up on you and blind you with flashlights before we steal your plugs.........And be careful going home your little surprises might move.
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10-25-2001, 08:03 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
Posts: 6,049
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theres no hiding RI has alarms for when out of state eels cross the boarder ! Then all the neon signs point the way to them restricted eels . Dont forget the covert teams in RI . You wont be able to hide your plugs . For every BM there are others to take your plugs when you least expect them too . Dont sleep or when you wake up the plugs will be hightailing it . Another thing to remember RI is a small state and those that live there know all the nooks and cranies !
good luck Charlie and Dave I hope you score some cows !
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10-25-2001, 08:19 AM
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Bass Whacker
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NJ
Posts: 773
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NO way can you move my toys, they will be booby trapped and I will have counter -measures employed(learned that good stuff while hanging around Ft.Benning fer 6 years). We are the masters of the darkness, all who persue us will fail. Only 3 people,Sheik Hab Er Ek, Asam El BM, and Mirza Tattoo, are capable of finding us amongst the rocky terrain, but they will fail also as I have employed my agents to fill the cab of Mirza Tattoo's truck with 3/0 treble hooks, Asam El BM's plugs will have disapeared in a huge bonfire, and Sheik Hab Er Ek's fabled frolicking deer turban will be stolen and auctioned off on Ebay, leaving them powerless,MUUAAHAHAHAHHAAH!
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Originally Posted by Mike P
August 29--a date that lives in striper infamy. |
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10-25-2001, 08:31 AM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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Obstacles are only good if you have them covered with fire. If you are overwatching them like you should you won't be fishing and the large will be ours for the taking |
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10-25-2001, 08:40 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Portsmouth RI
Posts: 2,176
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Oh what a tangled web you've woven Dave.....
I floss my teeth with 3/0 trebles
I have many PLUG HO cells set up across the rocky shore
You will not recognize us, we blend in with the striped ones
The sheik can ho plugs with magical powers, he doesn't use his hands
The power is in the sausage, not the turban
BM is faster than a sheep on a motorcycle
Flares and mines are a waste of time, you and Charles are
DOOMED!
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10-25-2001, 08:45 AM
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Bass Whacker
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NJ
Posts: 773
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I forgot about the sausage's!! But not to fear! I will unleash a horde of canine sausage sniffers to repel the Sheik and keep him at bay. |
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Originally Posted by Mike P
August 29--a date that lives in striper infamy. |
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10-25-2001, 08:51 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: NJ
Posts: 90
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Your bass have no hope at all. You New Englanders don't know of the stealth tactics us Jerssey guys use. We could be the rock you are standing on, the rockweed you stumble through, the shadows in the shadows. We have ways that are unknow to man. You can not understand casue you have never had to use such tactics to hide spots that hold 24" trophy's. Say goodbye to your Large, we will catch them and inform them of spots to hide in Jersey. You will never see them again!!
Charlie
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10-25-2001, 09:07 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Portsmouth RI
Posts: 2,176
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Let's see how good you hide with them Jersey plates boys! Charlie and Dave...I know what you drive, and there is olny one spot to park at to get to NAPS!
Got SlimJim....and not the meat product.
Face it...I will stalk you down like the rabid plug ho I am. Only locals can hide from me....
The cells have been contacted, they are guarding the bridges like trolls.
I have friends that swim with the fishes.
Do youself a favor....turn around NOW!
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10-25-2001, 09:12 AM
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Bass Whacker
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NJ
Posts: 773
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After discussing the situation with my men, we are proposing these terms:
1) we will not invade your territory by force, we will come thru peacefully, conduct our operations and leave. Providing........
2) We get first hand knowledge of the wherabouts of the Largest striped ones.
3)One dozen mystical needlefish(various colors and sizes) are presented to us upon our arrival
4)We all can go have a nice breakfast at the Andrea following our incursion, and discuss an alliance with the Rhode Island Rock People.
We wait on your reply. |
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Originally Posted by Mike P
August 29--a date that lives in striper infamy. |
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10-25-2001, 09:13 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: NJ
Posts: 90
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Who said we were driving...
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10-25-2001, 09:33 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Portsmouth RI
Posts: 2,176
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I have contacted my milita....
We will reveal nothing in regards to our striped friends, but we will take your twelve needles......
We don't eat breakfast.....
Hey Charlie Brown.....it's a long walk from your town! |
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10-25-2001, 09:33 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Portsmouth RI
Posts: 2,176
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the force is on our side.....
I AM YODA!
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10-25-2001, 09:59 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Portsmouth RI
Posts: 2,176
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afriad of the force, yes....?
The force is strong, when we steal you plugs, we don't take long.
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10-25-2001, 10:19 AM
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Bass Whacker
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NJ
Posts: 773
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I guess that means only one thing.....
I have summoned my enormous NJ contingent of Rock Commandos, we are many. We will invade RockLand this weekend with many kevlar re-inforced beach buggies, once unleashed they cannot be called back. Our mission is to liberate all the LARGE that you are keeping hostage in RockLand, and allow them freedom of movement down the coast, NJ will welcome them upon their arrival and all will sing songs of praise to me and my team. You have been holding them for too long, release them now or we will do it for you. You have until 9:00 pm EST to accept of face our wrath. |
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Originally Posted by Mike P
August 29--a date that lives in striper infamy. |
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10-25-2001, 10:25 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2000
Posts: 936
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Ok everybody to RI and leave the Ditch to me!  |
Canalratt1
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10-25-2001, 10:40 AM
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Bass Whacker
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: NJ
Posts: 773
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We will have a small contingent at the Ditch, protecting the many striped ones trying to flee opression@ the hands of the Ditchiban tribe. You people have had the fish too long now, free them or face our wrath. Our Brothers from Montauk,Delaware, Virginia,and North Carolina are supporting our cause now and are drawing up sanctions against you New Englanders as we speak! This can be avoided, you know what you must do! You must share the LARGE with all of the Atlantic States, you will, so help me GOD! |
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Originally Posted by Mike P
August 29--a date that lives in striper infamy. |
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10-25-2001, 10:44 AM
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Keep The Change
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Road to Serfdom
Posts: 3,275
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Unlike the rest, I steal plugs one at a time like a bluefish |
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10-25-2001, 10:53 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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If I could arrange to sneak this guy into Afganistan - how much trouble could I have finding guys looking to keep 24 inch fish?
Got Turban?
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~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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10-25-2001, 11:19 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Portsmouth RI
Posts: 2,176
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I have no fear, I hang out with darth vader
Come to our rocky state, your only gonna get skate
The sandpeople have the large NOW, rockland is behind....over the bridge to exit XX... |
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10-25-2001, 11:41 AM
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Certifiable Intertidal Anguiologist
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Somewhere between OOB & west of Watch Hill
Posts: 35,270
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That's right - Welcome to Tattooweinie Island (get it? the name of the rebel planet in Star Wars? - OK - it's a stretch )
May you spend so much time looking for lost plugs you will never notice my eeeeelll in the maw of a massive bass..... |
~Fix the Bait~ ~Pogies Forever~
Striped Bass Fishing - All Stripers
Kobayashi Maru Election - there is no way to win.
Apocalypse is Coming:
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10-25-2001, 11:50 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Portsmouth RI
Posts: 2,176
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the boss is on the dark side
nah nah, nah nah nah
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10-25-2001, 12:44 PM
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Callinectes sapidus
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 6,277
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YODA...
I HAVE SUMMONSED MY CALVARY...
these are my foot soldiers..clawed and ready!!!.. please let me know when to deploy them...my clan awaits further requests...
..spiderwire is no match for them...
..they will tango with the eels.
..they have spent many nights in our camps learning to deal with Joisey boys... ( we have film )
..and I've also brainwashed them to elliminate any possibility of leaking information due to prison camps/and such..
..they've also been taught how to fake bumps...they will hold these fishless Joisey boys at bay with not a Large around...
..one more thing ?..1.. x-4...o.:;'.._____<."'../O.x*^..._=~,'25E..:.x
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10-25-2001, 01:10 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Portsmouth RI
Posts: 2,176
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..one more thing ?..1.. x-4...o.:;'.._____<."'../O.x*^..._=~,'25E..:.x
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looks like you been talking to R2D2 eh?
Is it me or did all them jersey boys go running the other way down the beach?
John, the blue streak in the sky was "the force"
Flatlanders Beware , or friends have stripes, teeth and claws, we will take you plugs and not even pause........... |
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10-25-2001, 01:10 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: in a structure with a roof
Posts: 6,049
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The civil war wasnt about human slavery . it was about who was to control the rockfish population and we won ! We New englanders are the keepers of the rockfish ! we control where and when they are caught ! The Andrea is actually a prison camp ( hence the lights on all night ) so stop in on your arrival they are expecting you ! Also the light keeper is one of our front line spys !
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