I should print this out and tape up on the beer cooler.
Always keep a couple 30 packs of 16 ouncers in the car, in case ya need ta pee your way out of an avalanche
"and now my kidneys and liver hurt"
Wonder why?? drink 60 16 ouncers... my kidneys and liver hurt just thinkin about it!!!!
How the heck did he not pass out???

Oh, forgot, Slovakian, heck I think they are weened on wodka, 60 beers is a walk in the park
