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Old 05-25-2005, 05:42 PM   #1
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IMMIGRATION TEST

Pedro was trying to get into the U.S. legally through Immigration. The Officer said "Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the U.S." Pedro said, " I am ready." The officer said "Make a sentence using Yellow, Pink and Green."

Pedro thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready." The Officer said "Go ahead." Pedro said "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, "Yellow, this is Pedro."

Needless to say, Pedro now fishes on a beach near you !
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Old 05-26-2005, 01:15 AM   #3
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LOL

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