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07-16-2005, 05:43 PM
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swimming lessons
Ok, so I take the kids to their lesson with the new instructor we have not met yet. We walk to the down to the beach and this knock-out blond gives us a little wave.  I am talking a w e s o m e. We walk over and she was one of those creatures that was hard not to stare. My son says...Dad are you going to leave?...(I normally run to get a iced latte or something) but my respose was ...Uuuuh, no, I think I can stick around and hang out with you guys for a while. (In Eddie Murphy's voice when asked in "Trading Places" if he wanted to leave the limo) Great instructor too, but to be perfectly honest I got my money's worth just watching her don her wetsuit.
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07-16-2005, 05:50 PM
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That post is useless without pictures. Is she taking on any other "new" swimmers? I can pretend to drown so I can lock lips with her!  |
"Love is like a snowmobile racing across the tundra then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
Matt Groening, Life In Hell
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07-16-2005, 09:54 PM
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SANDMAN.. come on man get with the program. i mean reallly. first thing i would have done was ask her if she is giving them CPR lessons.. if not YOU would have had to do mouth to mouth with her. 
Then there are the chest compressions... They say make a fist, but oh never mind 
gee wiz 
Last edited by Nebe; 07-16-2005 at 10:19 PM..
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07-18-2005, 03:06 PM
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It's about respect baby!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: ri
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 pics man pics  |
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07-18-2005, 03:26 PM
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Which Way Did They Go
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Pics please....... |
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07-18-2005, 03:39 PM
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My daughter takes Dance Lessons and every year they have what they call "Watch Day" where the parents can come and see them in class. So being the good Dad that I am I go to see my daughter dance. I get there and I see her instructor, a 23 year old Ex-patriot Cheerleader, in her spandex and 1/2 shirt. So I'm there w/ my wife, which is just making it worse, and she hands me the Video camera and tells me to record it. That was a mistake
Its a small room w/ not much room to move around so my back is right against the wall and wouldn't you know she sets up 4 feet in front of me w/ the class and starts w/ the limbering up excercises, jumping jacks, stretches, splits, all this w/ me holding a video camera. and of course my daughter is right next to her so I can't not have her in the picture. then comes the dancing, and she's shaking it and moving it,the whole while I'm desperately trying to keep the camera on my daughter. BUT I"M ONLY HUMAN.
After the class was over I just handed the camera to my wife and said "I just want to apologize now for whatever comes out on that tape" She was cool about it and just laughed....thankfully
A couple of weeks later I'm telling the story to my bro-in-law and he can't believe it.....so I show him the tape. He's literally rolling on the floor in hysterics saying he thought I was exaggerating and just couldn't believe how "In my Face" she was.
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07-18-2005, 03:45 PM
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I don't think I could take pics and lord knows I would not post them! I will glady take them to their lesson this week without complaint... |
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07-18-2005, 03:52 PM
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It's about respect baby!
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Location: ri
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Good man  get there a bit early for a good seat |
Domination takes full concentration..
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07-18-2005, 03:56 PM
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Let's Rock!
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After the class was over I just handed the camera to my wife and said "I just want to apologize now for whatever comes out on that tape"
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Thats the Best!!!......thanks for the laugh. |
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07-29-2005, 06:27 PM
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another great lesson... I am begining to really like the color pink.  |
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07-29-2005, 10:20 PM
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Wave Jumper
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Is there a sign up sheet for thse of us who want to accompany you to the swimming lessons?
If so sign me up!
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